[One shot] Behind Closed Doors

Yay! The Ohmiya Wedding exchange has ended and the  giftings revealed, so I can post my fics now! Finished writing my OTHER fic the other day and was almost going to post it when I realised part of it was based off this story so... -.-'''

Title: Behind Closed Doors
Written by: coolohoh
Length: Almost 2k words. One Shot
Pairings: General Arashi friendship. Wait, this is a Ohmiya exchange? Oh opps XD
Rating: NC-17 (and I thought I'd never write stuff like this)
Genre: Erm… friendship? More than friends friendship? :X
Materials Used: My brain power! My awesome awesome brain!
Summary: Share house. For real. As real as fiction can get anyway.
Disclaimer: Fiction. Go check out the dictionary if you are unsure what it means.
Notes: Written for the cleotine in the Ohmiya Winter Wedding exchange over atohmiyawedding! Original Post here.



It was late at night one day when Nino was on his way home after his platinum data movie filming. Home. Their home. Not the pretty set of the Share House segment in HnA, no, that was fake and everyone knows it. They even started filming them walking to the set - afraid that any crazy fangirl will misunderstand. But no. This was the real thing, started before the HnA segment was conceived. It scared them all at first that the content writer for the variety show actually came up with such a segment, but their managers assured them it was pure coincidence that the segment start a month after they moved in together. Nino was pretty sure their manager had been dropping hints though… but the viewers seems to be loving it and as idols, their job is to please right?


The Arashi share house started when they were busy planning for their upcoming concert that was later to be know as 'AraFest'. Arashi is pretty much THE top JE band now, and although he didn’t want to sound arrogant, Nino was grateful for that. For all the opportunities they were given. They merely had to say the word and the agency will do their best to support them… like the policewomen outfit for Sho's birthday… well the agency DID make them cover up their legs, but the fishnet stockings they wore didn’t cover up their legs no matter how you look at it. They were free to do what they want like that. And this year, they had decided to do something really special for the fans, only that they didn’t know what. And so the discussions started, all the late night discussions at the Jimushou… Ohno and Sho had once ended up sleeping over in their resting room sofa one night after a very late discussion (Aiba and Jun had gone home earlier while Nino was at filming). Sho woke up with a terrible backache (although Ohno enjoyed the sleep) and had volunteered his home as their meeting place thereafter. Sho's house wasn’t nearly quite enough to fit five people though, and their managers decided to take action after an early morning visit to Sho's house and finding the members sleeping in various states on the sofa and floor. Needless to say everyone had a backache after that… (well except for Ohno, who was more than content with his comfortable 'bed' on the sofa. They asked Sho to go back to his room but he refused, saying that it was too lonely. Nino had Ohno as his pillow but didn't sleep well as he spent the night trying not to fall off the narrow sofa.)


So a week later, their managers surprised them by showing them into their new home. A huge apartment (by Tokyo standards) with 5 individual bedrooms, a kitchen, and a nice living room with a huge TV (for them to watch concert videos for inspiration) in front of a homely kotatsu. When asked about the cost, the managers would only say that it'll be deducted from their pay, and they left after warning them not to sleep on the floor again. (Nino had made his manager give him an hour long back rub the day after sleeping with Ohno.)


One by one they moved in. Ohno was the first, bringing with him his merger selection of clothes (eventually Nino had to 'raid' Ohno's apartment so that leader would stop wearing that same few shirts). Nino followed, just because Ohno was there (well didn’t didn’t have much to pack anyway, besides his games, which he got Ohno to help him move). Aiba moved in next, bringing with him a ton of food and snacks. Jun moved in with the help of his friends - they came with (literally) a truckload of J's belongings. Sho was the last to arrive, being busy with News Zero and Nazodi movie filming. Eventually he got Aiba to help him pack and move.


And so before they realised it, months had passed. Staying together turned out much better than all of them had expected. J had initially bulked at the idea of having zero personal space/time, but in practice they were all so busy that J had actually wished he was able to spend more time with the rest together.


It was 3am that night (or rather, morning) when Nino walked into the house and flipped on the lights. He walked to the fridge to grab a drink. It'll be beer tonight. He opened and can and took a long drink as he flopped down on the sofa comfortably. Noting happily that Ohno seems to have finally taken his advice of trying to sleep on the bed (instead of the sofa) for a month. That was until he glanced over at the dining area and did a double take. All the five chairs were lined up neatly and there was Ohno, peacefully asleep. As angry he was that Ohno was NOT taking his advice, he couldn’t help but smile at leader's adorable face. Of all the facial expressions that leader makes, Nino loves his sleeping face best. Nino sat down on the empty chair as he continued to stare at Ohno (Ohno was only sleeping on the last four chairs). He briefly considered kissing Ohno, but eventually settled on staring at the sleeping leader. Plus it was no fun kissing a sleeping Ohno. He settled for rubbing his cold can of beer on Ohno's forehead and cheeks instead. Nino was about to give up and get a ice of ice to slide down Ohno's shirt when Ohno finally woke up.

"Ohayo…" A disoriented Ohno mumbled as he sat up.

"What time is it anyway?" He asked, upon realising that the sky outside was still pitch black.

"Its time for you to wake up." Nino replied, and immediately attacked Ohno's lips.

Ohno was startled at first, but quickly regained composure and wrestled control over from Nino. Pushing Nino down on the chair, Ohno eagerly explored Nino's mouth with his tongue. Nino smirked when they finally broke the kiss apart.

"Strong as always ne leader? Why are you sleeping out here anyway?  Didn’t I tell you to sleep on the bed?"

"But its more comfortable here…" Ohno pouted.

"Carry me to bed." Nino demanded.

Ohno smiled as he wordlessly lifted Nino and carried him to his room. As Ohno gently laid Nino on the bed, he raised an eyebrow at the clothes that Nino was still wearing.

"Yes yes, don't look at me like that, I'm not wearing jeans to sleep…" Nino sat up as he started undressing on the bed.

"Pass me my…"

His pyjamas was handed to him before he even finished speaking. Ohno was always considerate like this. Nino looked up to see Ohno with a smug on his face and a naughty twinkle in his eyes. He pounced on Nino the moment the jeans were off. Nino clucked his tongue in disapproval.

"Didn't you say you don't like sleeping on beds? Get off!" Nino demanded half heartedly.

Ohno gave his best 'I'm so sad please grant me wish look' as he said, "But beds with Nino on them are comfortable!"

Ohno then proceeded to nestle his head into Nino's chest, earning him a smack and a groan from Nino.

"Can't you wait till I get undressed first?" Nino asked, pushing Ohno away from him as he untried to undress.

Ohno eyed him with attentive, smiling eyes.

"Stop it old man! You're so creepy when you look at me like this!"

"Fine!" Ohno turned away with a huff.

'You're so cute like this' Nino thought with a smile. He's lost track of how many times he'd purposely 'angered' Ohno just to see his cute angry expression. Sometimes Ohno would puff up his cheeks irritably and huff, other times he would knit his eyebrows and stare. Nino got dressed and quickly reached into his closet for a bottle and hid it in his PJs while Ohno was still looking away.

"Go turn off the lights for me" Nino ordered. Ohno pouted and turned off the lights before walking out the door, still hurt from Nino's 'rejection'.

"Oi! Where do you think you're going, old man!"

"To sleep?"

"You don't like my bed?" Nino swear he saw Ohno flashing a grin before he jumped onto Nino's bed.

"Oi don't do this! " Nino chided.

"You're going to pay if my mattress spoils" He mumbled.

"Hmmmmmm" Ohno replied, snuggling up to Nino.


Nino waited till Ohno was asleep before making his move, which was almost instantly. It was a good thing Ohno sleeps really fast, or Nino would have fallen asleep too and missed on a night of action. He pulled the bands of Ohno's boxers and slid a hand in to gently massage his length. Ohno woke up immediately, eyes wide open.

"Kazu?"

"Don't you like my massage?"

"Unnnnnn….." Ohno responded by clinging closer to Nino.

Nino gave up with the irritating boxers restricting his movement and pulled it off, allowing his hands more room to do even better things to Ohno's length.

"Ahhhhh Nino….! Enough! Pants… down!" Ohno growled as he fumbled about for Nino's pants, smirking as he found the familiar curve of the lube bottle Nino hid in his PJs earlier.

"So you are prepared eh?" Ohno opened the bottle of lube and poured a liberal amount on his hands and proceed to scissors Nino's opening.

"Ahhhh" Now is was Nino's turn to moan and groan. Ohno continued probing and scissoring, stretching and preparing Nino.

As he stuck his third digit in, Nino complained. "Just... get with it already!"

"Satoshi… Satoshi… Satoshi…." Nino moaned as Ohno lowered himself onto Nino.

The fullness was so very stimulating, and Satoshi always knew how to hit the right spots. Ohno moved faster and faster, fully enjoying every sensation of Nino's tight hole. Aware that Nino hadn't had as much attention as he had been getting, Ohno's hands moved to Nino's length, stroking fast in rhyme with his movements. The extra stimulation was too much for Nino to take, as he screamed his lover's name loudly before coming in Ohno's hand. At just about the same time, Ohno released his load inside Nino. Panting, Ohno collapsed on top of Nino, hugging the younger man as they both fell asleep.


They were still in the same position - half dressed and dirty - when Aiba walked into the room to wake up them for AnShi filming the next morning.

"Mou!" Aiba shut his eyes before hurriedly slamming the door.

'I'm so glad our rooms are sound proof!' Aiba shuddered as he thought of what he could have been hearing all night.


Sho and Jun stared wide-eyed as Ohno got out from the bedroom 30 minutes later. Nino's bedroom, to be exact. In the kitchen, Aiba giggled. It was J who finally broke the silence.

"So leader finally decided to sleep on the bed?"

"Yup! I have successfully cured Ohno of sleeping on chairs and sofas." Nino announced triumphantly.

"Hmmm… I like Nino's bed…" Ohno mumbled as he nuzzled his head against Nino's neck.

Sho looked away, red faced. J rolled his eyes. Aiba giggled.

"Breakfast time!" Aiba declared with a laugh.

And so began another day in their lives.

[One shot] Give and Take

Title: Give and Take
Pairing: Ohmiya
Length: One Shot, around 1.5k words
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Fiction, don't claim this to be anything more.
Notes: The story assumes a share house setting (though its not important), it’s a continuation of the previous Constipated story, as well as the Behind Closed Doors fic. (Well I kinda got what I wrote in the two a little mixed up so… it ended up as a continuation of the two :P)


It has been about two weeks since they last got together. And two weeks far too long for Nino. Not only did Ohno NOT sleep in the bed with him, he didn’t even sleep on the sofa. In fact, that old man has now regressed to sleeping on the cold, hard floor! No matter how leader tried to explain that he was more comfortable on the floor, it was still absolutely ridiculous for Nino. AND not only did Ohno break his promise of sleeping on the bed, he also ignored Nino. Okay maybe ignore wasn’t the right word to use… it was more like he was too preoccupied with the other members to have time with him, and boy was Nino jealous. And a jealous Nino is always up to no good.


So when Ohno invaded Nino's bedroom one night with an evil smug on his face, crafty Nino decided that he too, will give Ohno a little something.

With that in mind, he coyly agreed and complied with whatever Ohno had in mind, letting Ohno have his way with him (not that things went the other way normally though), right up till the point when Ohno showed him this dubious looking cream/lubricant thing he just purchased.

"What are you intending to do with that!?!?!" Nino shrieked as he grabbed the bottle from Ohno. "Special new formula? HUH? Guaranteed to…"

"Oi! You're not supposed to read it!" Ohno protested, snatching the bottle back.

"Not using it."

Ohno pouted.

"Nope, I'm not letting you try that THING on me." Nino refused, all his coy and shyness from earlier dissipated as fast as smoke in the wind.

"But it took me so long to buy it…" Ohno pouted as he went on about the troubles he went through to acquire said product.

"Well unless…" Nino pretended to consider very carefully.

"Unless?" Ohno perked up immediately, eyes wide and ready to agree to whatever Nino has to ask.

"You… let me give you something…" Nino whispered.

"What do you want?"

"I want… to give you an enema…" speaking softly, giving his best shy and imploring look… Nino was prayed that his wish will be fulfilled.

"Eh okay… if you want…" Ohno answered without so much as a hesitation.

'Damn!' Nino thought, 'I didn’t even need to act after all'

His thoughts were broken when Ohno asked "Who first?"

'Hmmm… I should punish him first then we have mind blowing sex, or should I let him prepare me first, then i watch him squirm and squeal… or…'

It was Ohno who broke the silence again. "Why don't we do it at the same time? You can give me the enema and I can…"

"Sure sure" Nino agreed whole heartedly. They'll prepare each other then have mind blowing sex. Sounds perfect.


So Nino went out to prepare the enema first. He had bought a new enema bag and a special tip just for the occasion, though he was sure Ohno would think of a million and one ways to use it on him in the future. Not that he would mind. No. In fact, if it DID trigger all sorts of naughty enema thoughts, he'd be really delighted. The previous enema had aroused him so much and Nino was really looking forward to getting his next but… silly Ohno was too 'preoccupied' for him. Nino's jealously increased as he thought of the past two weeks. He scoped and extra servings of the *special punishment item* into the enema bag before carefully wrapping the bag in a towel so that the secret would not be revealed.

When he returned to the room, Ohno was already done with his preparations. A thick absorbent blanket was already lined on the bed 'As if he could read my thoughts on the enema to come' Nino thought. Ohno motioned for Nino to lie down on the bed. WIth a practised hand, Ohno slipped the Nino's pants, exposing the delicate little hole.

Ohno leaned forward and whispered into Nino's ears "Relax baby, you're going to have a really good time tonight"

"You too" Nino replied with a smirk.

Ohno wasted no time as he put on his gloves and spread the lube on his fingers. He entered the slender hole and started scissoring around. Nino looked around in puzzlement as he felt something rubbery moving in and out instead of the familiar soft hands.

"Satoshi, why are you wearing gloves?" He asked.

"You'll see…" Ohno smirked, hands never stopping in his movements.

Then as suddenly as he intruded, he removed his hands and it was replaced by a butt plug. A vibrating butt plug, as Nino soon found out. Ohno continued teasing, one hand stroking Neen's length and the other moving the butt plug in and out, making his entrance stretch and close over and over.

"Ahhhhhhhh" Nino moaned in satisfaction as the vibrator hit his sweet spot.

Then the vibration and movements stopped without so much as a warning. Nino moaned in frustration.

"That should be enough… now don't you have a present for me…?" Ohno asked

That stopped Nino from moaning immediately. Laying there and getting done by Ohno was amazing, but he was not going to ruin something he's been planing of rate past week. Nino straightened himself and went over to prepare Ohno. Nino carefully applied the lubricant and inserted the tip into Ohno's waiting hole. Then he pumped the syringe three times, eliciting moans each time as the balloon of the enema tip inflated and filled up the hole.

"Unnnnn just what the fuck is that?" Ohno asked.

"A special enema tip that'll help you keep the liquid in" Nino replied with a smirk.

"Satoshi has been very bad lately. Satoshi has been ignoring Nino." Nino whined. "Satoshi has a bad boy and will be punished…"

With that Nino released the clip and watched as the ice water rushed down the tubing and into Ohno's bowels.


The rush of water was shocking for Ohno at first, since it was his first ever enema… but it was nothing like what was to come. As the ice cold water rushed into his large intestine, his stomach started to cramp really really bad.

"Ahhhhhh unnnnn stoppp stopppp!" Ohno cried, clutching his stomach as he tried to resist the torrent of water rushing in.

On the other hand however, the spiced lube had started to take effect and Nino was bent over, squirming and squealing at the burning sensation in his rear. They had tried flavoured lube before, and even lube with ginger extract but this… this was completely out of this world. Nino could feel his entire body starting to burn up. No wonder Ohno was wearing gloves earlier. Nino limped over to pause the flow for Ohno, while Ohno took the period of time to start the vibrator again.

"Ahhhhhh" Nino moaned as the vibration started.

The vibration seemed as if it was amplified by the burn. Nino finally managed to limp over to the setup and stopped the flow of water, while Ohno laid on the bed panting and wincing at the cramp. Nino collapsed onto Ohno soon after, pressing his face against the coldness of Ohno's stomach.


Possibly 10 minutes passed before either finally made a move. Ohno got up, sighing deeply before putting on his gloves once more. He retrieved the vibrator and took a wet cloth and wiped the spicy lube off, sticking his fingers wrapped in the cloth deep into Nino's rear. Nino was throughly enjoying the stimulation now, he clenched his butt hard as Ohno started massaging his prostate once more.

"Toshi! More…!" Nino moaned, and Ohno responded by removing his fingers and plugging a well lubed member into the hole.

In and out, Ohno started moving in a steady rhyme while Nino.. Nino was trying hard to reach somewhere/something. Ohno ignored his actions as he continued pounding… Nino seemed to have finally found what he was looking for - the enema tubing clip. With a soft click the clip came off and cold water sloshed once more into Ohno's belly. This time however, the cold water didn’t seem to affect Ohno as much, as he moved even faster and eliciting more moans from Nino. It wasn’t that the water was gone warm, or that the cramping sensation was any less bad, it was just that Ohno was too aroused to notice. He made sure to lean in close to Nino each time so that Nino could feel the coldness of Ohno's body - the complete opposite of the hot and sweaty Nino. Nino came first, spewing his load all over the bed, and Ohno came inside Nino shortly after.


As the two laid completely exhausted and panting on the bed, it was Ohno who broke the silence with a whine.

"Kazu… please! I can't hold it anymore!"

Nino deflated the balloon tip and pulled the enema tip out. The enema bag was completely empty now - even all the ice cubes had melted. Ohno rushed to the toilet and cursed as the cramps started once more.

"You are so going to pay for this Nino!"

Nino just laughed. He was totally looking forward to see what Ohno planned.

So i missed...

Aiba's bday, xmas, new years… no fics or any celebratory thing from me of any kind… next up would be Sho's bday ne? On the 25th of Jan right? I rem it’s the 25th cos my bday is on the 25th too :P Yeah. I should do something for his bday... a fic maybe?

Perhaps I should take the time now to come up with my New Year resolutions… Kinda late i know… i was wondering if i should just wait till Chinese new year rolls around to write it but...

1) Continue to blog regularly. I actually set a one post per week thing for my blogs last time, but that was before i had LJ. Well either way, i'll try to have at least 1 post per month on all my blogs. No more abandoning for a whole year kind of thing.

2) Write drabbles/one shots regularly. ohmiyaskdesu is writing ONE fic per day and that inspired me. One fic a day is just too crazy… I'm not even sure if i can do one fic a week but… yeah, i'll try and work on my half completed pieces.

3) Reviews… once a month maybe? Idk… it's fun doing them, but really tiring - yes i'll finish up that half completed review TODAY i promise! And now that i'll soon be starting now my job, i won't have so much slack time anymore I'm sure.

4) Take part in more exchanges etc. Yes. Cos they force me to write. Else I'd never write. And why am i forcing myself to write? Because I won't write otherwise. My spoken English as it is has already deteriorated severely enough. Being in NTU meant that many of the classmate i was hanging out with (with the exception of malays and indians) speaks with a lot of Chinese/Singlish/Hokkien added into their English. Naturally I follow suit. And i don't find it wrong/disgusting/whatever many ppl make it out it be (like they say Singaporeans have such horrid English and stuff)… its part of out culture, and I feel that it connects us together. But of course there's a side effect. Like how students are often cautioned not to use Internet chat speak when writing their homework. For me i'm used to this switching - it's always been there, but i do feel like its been a long time since i spoke proper English. Doesn’t help that I'm not that good at expressing myself in the first place. It’s a good thing that i speak good mandarin though, it'll definitely help when i meet clients next time. And yes, even in the work place, my boss and I'm sure many of the colleagues are more comfortable with speaking mandarin… esp my boss he's chinese educated so yeah, i mix in mandarin when i speak to him. Hence the reason I blog in the first place. To force myself to write. Like they say with languages - use it or lose it. Plus, writing fics is fun.

5) Tidy my desk and clean my room… LONG LONG OVERDUE. Esp my desk… so cluttered and so dusty.

6) Vacuum my room more often

7) Work hard on my job, and do well. I'll have sales targets to meet, and i definitely don't want to miss those. Miss sales targets = no basic pay. But yeah I wanna do well. This job has the potential to be a huge $$$ maker, and i want to succeed. I won't be able to be the very top, but i certainly want to be above average. They say there are about 3000 odd FSCs in the company, and the top 1000 earns over 100k a year on average. Yes, top 1000, that's what I'm aiming for. I wonder how long i'll take to get there. A challenge… and yes i love it. i like getting challenged, and being challenged. I totally avoided challenge in Uni, was sad, and unmotivated, and slacked off like a king… Yeah. New job, a time to start anew and stop slacking.

8) read the newspapers, do newspaper cuttings regularly. Read the newspapers so that i can clear them, now i've got a whole PILE of newspapers… about one month's worth i guess… sighs. Have to read and clear the lot. newspaper cuttings will be for my job. Selling wise I'm not sure what tools they use… but if i wanna recruit ppl, and be like a team leader next time like my boss is… than newspaper cuttings to show ppl, convince them to do this job. Yeah.

9) read the news regularly. be it Techland or whatever...

That's all i can think of for now… i guess i'll start up vacuuming my room :P

HnA 1st Nov 2012 Share House Part

Finally got around to watching some arashi shows… requested by chai_pieremae, the the right episode at last :P sorry for the extremely long wait :P

Video from youku… with chinese subs already yay :P

We start off from the backstage again… Ah… this episode is the one right after 'Aiba drink' was chosen.

they start talking about the aiba drink. O: It’s a level up yeah? S: Yeah, can the guest drink this? O: Let's serve the drink, i'll try some too… S: For real? O: I forgot how it tastes like already S: You're so positive thinking….

random note: sky is really dark, its night time filming again.

And the show starts proper :)

O: Ah, ya… *shy smile and wave*

S: *gives a weird look*
Staff: *loud laughter*
S: Is it ok with me? I mean look, last week MatsuJun was picked as your favourite member…
O: No but… but in the end, i went right? To Sho-chan's room XDS: Its isn't very good to say this but... Among the male idols you found a new standing yeah? I've not heard of such a thing before!
O: Yeah
S: Shall we develop on this role for now? 
O: Instead of should we do this, it should be, we are going to do this. (Kind of meaning, we have to do this and you shouldn’t ask this rhetorical question)
S: *laughs* Stop it

*doorbell rings*

Today's guest is Yamada Yuu!

Ohno goes to serve drinks…. XD

Their recommended drink: Aiba Drink (written on the yellow label too)

S: Today's recommended drink!

lol what's with sho's face?

They cheers. Sho stares at Ohno's face to see his reaction haha.

S: Who did Ohno-san pour 3 cups of this!
hahaha no wonder Sho was looking on so strangely earlier
Y: What is this! Its horrible!
O: It becomes like Aiba is horrible doesn’t it?
Y: yeah horrible aiba!

They start talking about when was the last time they met. For Sho, the last time was during VIP room two years ago. For Ohno, he went to a location shot with Y to the comedian's house in VIP limousine, and Y cooked the steam hamburger that O loved A LOT (random note: I can't rem who else was in that episode, but when O was left alone with Y when the two guys went to buy ingredients, they came back to see O happily sleeping on the sofa leaving Y alone to read manga! XD

Ohno praises the hamburger, saying it’s the best hamburger he's ever eaten so far.
Then the talk moves on to Y's marriage to Oguri Shun in march this year.  She says that nothing changed after marriage, because she has been dating Oguri for about four years, and they have been cohabiting for a while already. Plus everyone knew about them together so nothing changed. The only difference is when she gets called by others and realised her name changed to 'Oguri' Sho" How about MatsuJun, he always called you Yamada didn’t he? Y: Yes, now he still called me Yamada… occasionally he'll call Okusan (meaning wife/married women) S: How does it feel? To be called Okusan by your husband's friend? Y: I don't really mind S: Don't you feel like 'ah, so i've become a wife'? Y: No, but i feel that way when the staff called me Oguri-san

Ohno then says: its good isn't it? Oguri Yuu and Oguri Shun. 
*laughs*
S: it just sounds nice…. but it does fit well together
XD lol ohno!  

Sho then asks about the marriage…: Since there's no change before and after marriage, why get married? Y: I want to have kids, and also the feeling of taking things one step at a time.

She says that it was Oguri who brought up the topic during the anniversary of them starting to date with each other - 14th of march. 14th of March is known as White Day in Japan. S: What do you do on white day ohno-san O:  In my eyes theres nothing called white day!
S: So rock, so cold! : Don't you want to get married? O: Nope. Y: Why? O: Because if you get married, you won't have anymore time to yourself won't you?S: *LOL* This person is definitely not going to get married... Y: Its not like this! O: but… you're staying together now right? Do you each have your own rooms? Y: No. What do your mean by your own room? O: Like a space for yourself only : No, i don't mind having people around. S: ANd how about Shun-kun? Y: He has his own study room, but he barely goes there. O: So its always the two of you messing around together? Y: Yes
So Yamada and Shun always spend their time together :)
S: How many kids do you want to have? Y: 5!
: EH???
Yamada loves kids a lot so yeah… she wants to have 5 kids XD That's a lot IMO! XD S and O are impressed. S: But you also have to consider money wise… Y: yeah, so (Oguri) just have to work harder XD

They ask if oguri will help with the housework. Apparently he won't unless told to… : Your husband does nothing does he? XD
Such a cute face XD

The topic then drifts off to house rules… Yamada says there's no Oguri house rules. O: Sho-chan will definitely set some won't he

Ohno then starts probing Yamada about whether they give each other 'I'm going out' and 'Good night' kisses&hellip

Yamada says she does it very normally, she says it’s a good form of communication

HAHAHA. So this was the episode :P

Sho asks about her hobby… Y: I like to do intricate work, so now I'm into cross stitch

An example of Y's work… a bib. She would make it and give it to her friends for the newborn

O: So intricate!

As expected, our artist Ohno is very interested XD
It takes Y about 1 to 2 days to complete a piece if she works really hard at it hno continues his inspection of the bib while Sho MCs XD. This is why i love yama pair hahaha. If its Ohmiya I bet nino would have scold O already… Sho just lets it be XD

Y is now working on a pillow cover… she brings it out for Ohno to inspect while Sho continues doing his job as the host :P

Sho flips thru the book of cross stitch patterns Y brought.

Ohno looks at the book while Sho and Y gets the stuff for cross stitch.

Sho found some cloth? table mat? from the kitchen for them to do cross stitch on.

ANd so they start!

Sho confesses that he has absolutely no interest! HAHAHA

Sho does a sketch of his design. He wants to stitch "SS"

On the other hand, Satoshi has drawn the letter S. So pretty…! I can't even write such a beautiful 'S'…. It looks like its been printed on…!

Y tries to explain to Sho how to stitch...

Y: Is this alright? Is this alright? Doing this on himitsu no arashi-chan… is it alright?
S: For this week, even i myself am not sure anymore.
LOL Sho! Just because you can't stitch!
O is totally engrossed in his stitching, Y progresses fast and smoothly… while S…. Sho…. akes a mist able and ends up getting his thread going 1 round over the edge of the cloth… haha XD

Ohno raides an eyebrow in amusement XD

Y: What happened? How did it end up like this? *laughs* You are not paying attention at all are you?
X

Y: Are you kidding me? What's this kind of atmosphere…?

S: Is it ok if i say it

O: *suppressed laughter*

S: I've had enough!
(green box: As expected...

S: I'm not suited for this!
Sho gives up and complains that he is hungry here is no menu today! Since Yamada is a great cook, the staff asks her to just cook anything she likes.

O: For real? I get to eat it again? Steamed hamburgers&hellip

Yamada finished her cross stitch

Ok its not finished yet… missing 2 crosses… but still…
O: That's really fast! I'm just doing one line but I'm not even done yet!
You just need more practise Oh-chan XD : In anycase, Ohno-san please continue with it
O: Hai!
Hahaha XD So Ohno happily continues his art work while Sho and Y moves off to the kitchen. There's a whole bunch of ingredients in the kitchen for Y to pick and use as she likes

Y: Ah if there's grinder pork we can make hamburgers

While Sho asks if there's anything Y cooked recently that got good comments, O changes to a more comfortable position to sew :P

She decides to make tan-tan hot pot, and ask the boy what they like in their hot pot. S: Enoki

O: Hamburge

HAHAHA. Him and his steamed hamburger

S: I've never heard of adding hamburger to hot pots before
Y: Jaa… let's forget about the hamburger. What else? hey start preparing the ingredients. Y cuts the spring onions with a very practiced hand.

Ah that's the enoki with the cut spring onions XD

Mean while… up, Ohno's going strong with the stitching XD

Yamada starts frying the grind pork for the hot pot...

S: Ohno-san~~? Ohno-san what are you doing?
Sho goes over to check Ohno's progress… : I can keep doing this forever!
Yup, we can see that XD
S: So the next exhibition will be on stitching?
O: I'll put it in i guess? ho then starts asking whether J has visited Y's house before. She replied that he has, it was some friend's bday party and J came too. They drank till 4 or 4:30am!

S: EH???? 4:30???
Y: Please come next time!
S: I won't go! Staying over at your house till that late!!?!?!? he nabe (hot pot) is almost done! She's just going to let the soup base come to a boil while...

She makes a small hamburger for leader XD This time it'll be tomato flavoured. Sho is impressed by how she makes use of the time while waiting for the soup to boil to cook hamburger with the left over grind pork. No wastage! XD

Leader praised the steamed hamburger, saying that its thicker or something...

Ohno has finally finished his cross stitch and comes over to watch Y cook. Of cos O is really happy that he'll get to eat the hamburger again XD

Ahhhhh the soup base looks good XD

HUNGRYYYYYYYYYY!

Ohno walks back to the sofa after a while… and picks up the book of cross stitch patterns XD
S: Ohno-san is totally addicted to this ne?
XD let's look forward to Ohno's next art exhibition XD he completed tan tan nabe!

Ohno's completed work!

A little messy at the ends, but i love the way he thickened the bands. Y: Next time i'll use this method!
gotta <3 free style ohno

The tomato steam hamburger that O has been waiting for!

T.T F> my lunch *drools*

O: This x4
(as in the hamburger he's been waiting for) e passes it over to Sho to try

S: Umaiiiiiii! 
S: today was good wasn’t it? There was cross stitch, and then there was dinner. Today's show was completely done for the sake of Ohno-san right?
: I'm such a lucky person! 
XD
S: You sounded like you found a perfect wife... 
O: Let's get married!!
*laughter from staff, Y and S*
S: Retarded!
Y: Sorry, I'm already married

Photo taking time!

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okay, that's the end of the share house part. Gosh i can't believe i started this post like two months ago on the 6th of dec :XP
Part 2 over here

HnA 1st Nov 2012 Mannequin Must Item Part

Part 2 of the HnA Episode! Once again, sorry to chai_pieremae or making you wait so long. In between job finding, parent's nagging, holidays, and then preparing for my job… it ended up getting pushed all the way till now ><

PS ansuhzol_117 i've not forgotten your request… but life got in the way, sorry T.T

If you haven read it yet, part 1 (share house) is here.

Its this three guests, VS yama pair of course.

Today's must item is the cardigan! Any cardigan is fine, whatever the material or colour.

First up is Sho's coordinate! S: I think this will become really popular in variety! (As in like, variety shows etc)
*reveals clothing*
MC:  Eh? Normal? You didn’t have time today? (to pick the clothes)

S: I thought its perfect! But when i wore this to the greenroom i was thinking 'can i really wear this to variety shows?'

Box: A lot more boring/normal than expected.
Either way… he picked quite a normal combination today. said he wasn’t trying to be particularly outstanding or whatever. He picked a grey cardigan cos it’s the colour that someone always wears. (I think one of the judge?) nd Ohno's! Also very simple!

Ohno gets teased badly about his overly dull outfit XD
S: "This is arashi!"
Someone: This looks like trying to train a bunch of newbies!
G: They look like double tofu!
They were saying earlier that Sho looks like plain boring tofu, and now Ohno's look like cotton tofu XD uest no.1 picked an all grey theme.

He adds on a pair of specs

Time for the guest (judges) to come…!

The judges for today…. :)

First one up is Sho. Comments given:
- normal
- no bright/focus point, very dull
Nishikawa sensei: Is it ok for Arashi to wear this??? He didn’t put any effort or consideration into it!
Rola: I don't want to see this kind of Sakurai
Nishikawwa: yes, the fans will be really disappointed! ishikawa continues… "Two days ago arashi's concert started didn’t it? I have a friend who had 10 chances (as in, for the lucky draw style of getting Arashi concert tics) to get Arashi's concert ticket, but couldn’t get any, so she stood outside the concert venue and listened… to someone like this???? (referring to the horrid dress sense)"

But the guests aren't getting it any better either XD Comments:
- weird - the shirt is weird, the pants is also weird, everything is weird!
Rola: I know! His face is normal!
Nishikawa: Because he looks normal, his variety style is normal, hence he wants to dress abnormally to stand out, but fails.
Rola: I think his ranking is about no. 3…. or some unknown reason, they are much more impressed with Ohno's outfit.
"Fits Ohno"
"The natural looks/nature feel is good"
Rola: better than Sho…
Nishikawa: He put in more effort ne?
Rola: but it feels like… being in a field of something (must be something brown)
After some talk, it turns out that they didn’t like Ohno's outfit after all… ya-chan: I said i liked it but i was wrong…
Poor Ohno! hey said this guy's clothes look blueish, and his face is blueish too… looks scary, like is he going to faint or something

Rola changes the direction of his cap...

Then they played with his hair :P they were saying stuff about how the cap was casting a shadow on his face, so he should push the cap up and look up 'towards the future' XD
Overall they were very impressed with his choice of clothes he first thing Rola had to comment on was how his face is really big XD

They said the embroidery bow tie was very cute. They liked his outfit too&hellip

Rola is the first to pick :)

She just can't resist play with ppl's cap!

Fujimoto mannequin was the first to be sold!

Rola: "Because one look and i feel its very fashionable, which is a huge difference from Sakurai!" 
Haha poor Sho! His expression is really hilarious though! ext up… who'll get chosen?

Surprise Surprise! 'Normal' 'dull' Sho got chosen! S: Yattaaaaaa! For real? I've not thought of my ending comment yet!
Why the guest chose Sho?: The rest have very unique cardigans, but i think this is a good outfit if i wanted to go out to dinner with him.
haha so normal isn't that bad after all :) : I still can't believe it!

When asked, the guests points out Ohno as the worst of the lot :P

Sho's ending comment: You have no idea what's going to happen till the very end, this is mannequin five!
O: I thought I'd definitely win Sho-kun

3 mannequins left… who will aya-chan pick?

She picked Ohno!!! Reason being that it was a very natural look, like Ohno didn’t try too hard and over do things.

Ohno is so relieved to get picked XD He kept saying 'Yokkatta wa' over and over… (meaning that's great/such a relief)

Ending comment: Iya yokkatta wa!

hahaha ohno!

The two guests left behind always thought they'd win both the arashi members (considering what they wore) but… like Sho said, mannequin 5 is really unpredictable ne? XD

Finally its Nishikawa sensei's turn to pick…!

Kurihara mannequin was picked! She picked him because she could tell he put in more effort in picking the outfit. His ending comment: *low bow* Sumimasen deshita (sorry)

And so the last one left over is unsold!

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Ah finally finished this review… :P

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Yup, if not for the unlimited storage option I'd surely have run out of storage months ago. Not only do i spam photos for my reviews, but i also spam screenshots on my gaming blog. I have like 3.9k photos uploaded on my picassa account already! And I can tell you, just those gaming SSes alone are huge! I have to clear out my Fraps SS folder every now and then cos the SSes get a few GB large! (Cos I'm running bootcamp on my mac and the xp partition doesn’t have enough space)

yup... if you were looking for somewhere to upload all your arashi photos, look no more! XD