[One Shot] Share House - A new Shed!

Title: Share House - A new Shed!
Length: One Shot, around 3.8k words.
Rating: G
Summary: Arashi never fails to celebrate the birthday of their dear leader…
Disclaimer: There MAY be SOME facts in the story, but this is merely a work of fiction. Self beta-ed. Forgive me if there's any spelling or grammar mistakes.


November was a busy month. It was the start of their Popcorn concert, and concerts had always been deeply fulfilling and loads of fun, but it kept the members really busy as well. And this year, it meant even more for Ohno Satoshi. The main choreography for the concert. Ohno's first time ever being in charge of so many songs for the entire group. He always did his own dance, so it wasn’t a question of ability, but it had been ages since he last choreographed a dance for everyone. Choreography for 5 was really different dreaming up his own dance, and it had been one hell of a ride. LIke waking up at 8am to choreograph a song from pretty much just vague inspirations in his mind when he had to 'hand up' his work and teach the members the dance that very day at 1pm. Ohno was astonished in his own confidence at times. Maybe he just worked better under pressure. He was really glad to be in Arashi. To have members as understand as the four of them. They just laughed when he forgot the dance steps he came up with less then a week before and had to check on the video recordings… Ohno was sure J would have flared up long ago if it was someone else. It was great to have understanding members like that. Even when he didn’t have any inspiration and was merely skating around in the studio… the members merely teased him and asked him to be careful.

"We're not going to save you if you get blisters from those skates, are you sure they even fit you?" Nino had said, rolling his eyes non-stop.

"Who's skates were those anyway?" J had asked wearily.

When Ohno replied that they were just random skates lying on the studio floor, Sho looked at him wide eyed.

"And they fit you? You are going to get blisters from ill-fitting skates you know, and are you sure you won't get some fugal infection form wearing dirty skates?" Sho was worrying too much as always.

"It's alright, plus I'm wearing socks!" Ohno had replied, exasperated.

And he thought the members would be worried that they wouldn’t have enough time to learn the dance at the rate he was going. IF he could even come up with anything at all for that matter. Ohno was also glad that the members were so willing to try out all sorts of crazy ideas he came up with. Like tossing J in the air for Tokei… though that didn’t work out in the end. It gave him confidence as a choreographer, something he really needed.


Everything was fine now, the first 3 days of the concert had gone by splendidly and they'll soon be heading to Sapporo for the second of the five dome tour. Ohno hummed happily to himself as he rolled around on the sofa. They had several meetings and discussions after the first concert, to check if there's anything that needed changing or fine-tuning. Ohno was glad that was settled fast though. J had been very efficient, as always. Ohno stretched as he got up from bed (i.e., the sofa). He was greeted by Nino, who was already tucking into the Gyu Don (beef with rice) breakfast Aiba had made.

"Where's Aiba?" Ohno asked, looking around the house for signs of the energetic man.

He was surprised when he saw the pile of bowls by the sink. One, two, three bowls?

"Ah, the rest have already gone out." Nino replied when he saw Ohno looking at the dishes.

"Eh? Already?" It was 9:30am in the morning, not THAT early, but still, J was not know to be a morning person. "All three of them? Together?" Ohno probed again.

"Un" Nino nodded. "You know Aiba, he has to eat yakiniku after concerts… and you know Sakurai also like yakiniku so he went along… then Aibaka woke J up with his 'celebrations', and J insisted on going with them...." Nino stopped and smirked at the confused+irritated+sad look on Ohno's face, probably thinking how they could have left him out of their usual after concert yakiniku celebrations.

"In case Aiba buys the wrong type of meat home that sort of thing" Nino finished.

"Ah….! I thought they forgot about me…" Ohno mumbled.

"You baka! How could we forget about this sleepy head taking up the entire sofa! Aiba wants to eat at home this time. Plus, I'm still here too ain't I?"

"Yeah true" Ohno grinned.

"I'll set up my game consoles so we can play!" Nino grinned back, as he put his dishes in the sink. "Ah this…" Nino waved his hand over the mess in the sink, "Yoroshiku ne?" Nino winked as Ohno let out a groan. "Serves you right for waking up so late!" He chuckled as he climbed the stairs to his bedroom to bring down the games. He'd very much rather to leave them all in the living room, but Sho and Jun would have none of it. It would make the living room too messy, the two perfectionists had insisted.

Ohno went to join Nino with his games after washing the dishes.


Elsewhere in Tokyo…
Jun was in the market, shopping for the yakiniku ingredients. He was the one who insisted on buying the food, but now he was starting to regret his decision. Practically the whole market was staring at the top idol buying food in the wet market (the meat there is fresher than those in the supermarket). No matter how he tried to conceal his identity, he still always got recognised in an instant. He gave up and took off his sunglasses altogether. Luckily, for him, the older fans in the market were content with smiling and waving at him. No crazy fangirls busy snapping photos. Matsumoto gave a bright smile as he approached the stall he was looking for. Maybe he could turn this to his advantage.

He ended up leaving the market with a lot more food than he intended to buy. The stall holders had given him an extra large helping for meat for half the usual price. And the veggies? The kindly old women from the vegetables stall was so delighted to see him that she insisted on giving him the veggies for free. Being an idol has its perks sometimes. He checked his watch. It was still early… maybe he should give Sho a hand, he thought as he packed the meat neatly into the icebox.

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Aiba was driving to the port to meet the captain. Not that leader who wanted to be called captain. The REAL captain. Of a REAL boat. That leader always goes fishing with. He had managed to contact the captain to ask if he could sell them some fish, or anything that Ohno likes… or something (althought he knew very well what Ohno likes). He still wasn't too sure why he actually called the captain, but he was surprised when the captain delightfully told Aiba he could come have some of his catch for their BBQ.

The captain was a happy and easy going man. No wonder leader liked him so much. He helped Aiba carry the huge ice box to the car. "Uwah, this is heavy! Just what is inside captain? Can I see?"

"Ah… there's a lot of ice, that's why its heavy." The captain explained.

Aiba eagerly lifted the lid and checked out the goodies the captain packed for them.

"Ah this, Ohno likes this fish a lot ne? And we caught some lobsters yesterday too, then ah some shellfish, Sakurai like this ne? Leader always says that…" The captain went on as he dug out the contents of the box and showed them to Aiba.

"Wah this is a lot, thank you very much!"

"Tell Ohno happy birthday for me" The captain smiled before sending Aiba off with a wave.

'We are going to have a great fest later!' Aiba thought happily. It was only then that he realised he hasn't paid the captain yet. Or more like, he didn't even offer to pay. 'Opps!' Aiba thought. He'll have to pay back the captian next time.

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When Jun entered Ohno's house, Sho couldn’t say how relieved enough he was. They really should have came and fetch Ohno's art stuff earlier, but repainting and redecorating the shed had kept them busy enough. On top of all the concerts and rehearsals. He had tried coming to pack once, but that was a few weeks back so he didn’t dare do much - least Ohno should return to his house and find things misplaced. Sho regretted not checking carefully just how much art supplies Ohno had. He thought it was just everything in that cupboard, but he didn’t realise the entire storeroom was FILLED with random art stuff here and there… and Ohno's completed and half done works. He was really glad that their shared house had a huge shed.

Jun realised they were in deep shit the moment he saw the storeroom. "Change of plans! I'll call Aiba to come and help, and I'll bring both the meat and the fish back first. And get Ohno to help me prepare the fish while Nino comes and help with the moving!" Jun looked at his watch. 10am. He'll help out with the packing first and see how far they can go by noon. For once he was glad for Aiba's heavy breakfast. They were going to have a late lunch today.

Three men working together proved more efficient than they expected, but still, they had a huge part of the storeroom left to pack at noon. "Ah… I think I have to go back first with the food!" Matsumoto exclaimed. Good thing there was tons of ice in both cooler box.

"Tell them me and Aiba went to get the beer! And don't ask Nino to come, we'll finish up!"

"But there's still so much left! And beer? How can we explain that we took so long to get the food and still have not gotten the beer?"

"Ah… but we really didn’t get the beer! Say we took really long to find the captain or something… anything… I bet leader knows we are up to something already… And no don't get Nino to come, if Nino leaves Ohno will instantly start demanding for an answer! At least we packed all of Ohno's works in the car already. The art supplies are easier to pack. We have to worry about breaking them at least..." Sho replied, wiping the sweat of his brow.

"Ne… how are we going to get all these in the shed later?" Aiba asks.

"I don't know…" J shrugged. "We'll try and come up with something to distract leader…"

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At the house…

Ohno stared wide-eyed as Nino and Jun struggled to get the huge icebox through the door.

"Can you stop standing there like an idiot and come and help!" Nino yelled.

"There's still more in the car!" J said as he and Nino put the icebox on the floor and started pushing it into the kitchen.

Ohno placed the smaller icebox and bags of veggie on the kitchen floor. All the while not taking his eyes off that huge white styrofoam cartoon.

"What's that?" Ohno asked.

"… fish…" Jun replied, after some hesitation. He was exhausted from carrying and pushing that huge box (and packing up at Ohno's place), plus, he wasn't exactly sure what was in the box himself. Aiba was the one who went to pick it up after all.

"Fish? For yakiniku?" Ohno asked, surprise and confused.

"From the captain."

"Eh? Why did he?"

"Ah… ano… Aiba ne? He wanted to see the port that you always go to fish, so since we have so much time after buying the groceries we drove over to the port, then the captain recognised us and gave us all that. Actually, after hearing that we were going to have yakiniku he just disappeared somewhere and came back with the whole box, so I don't really know what's inside as well…" Jun lied smoothly. He was surprised that he managed to make up such a story right there and then. Nino's lying skills must have rubbed off to him.

"Ah so… wait… where's Sho and Aiba?" Ohno asked, even more bewildered this time.

"They went to get beer." Ohno continued to stare at Jun. "There's a new supermarket that opened and they wanted to check it out…"

"Huh? New supermarket? Where?"

"Sensei! Are you going to prepare the fish or not! I'm hungry!" Nino cut in, saving Jun from making up  even more stories.

"Hai hai hai… let's prepare the food!" Jun announced, grateful for the change in topic. He started unpacking the meat to marinate them. Instead of yakiniku, they'll end up doing a barbecue ON TOP of the yakiniku… with the amount of meat and seafood they'd gotten. Ohno was soon engrossed with preparing the seafood, and helping J. He didn’t notice when Nino slipped out of the house.

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Behind the kitchen, Aiba and Nino were trying to be as quiet as possible while unpacking Ohno's art supplies. They were trying their best to organise the all of Ohno's art works and tools, all the while keeping in mind that there's a lot more coming in Car No. 2. It was already 2pm when Sho finally arrived, after packing every single one of Ohno's art related item into his car, AND going to the supermarket to buy a cartoon of beer (not a newly opened one though). Aiba took the cartoon of beer from Sho. "Ano… choto… go help Nino, I'll say that the rest of us are starting the barbecue fire." Aiba said, motioning Sho towards the direction of the shed with his head. Aiba let out a huge sigh of relief as he placed cans of beer in the fridge. Half the plan was complete. Hopefully they'll be able to finish up smoothly.

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3pm.

Aiba had successfully started the fire, and the food was ready. All five members gathered in the front yard and the barbecue started. After a while, Nino complained something about needing a bath, and excused himself from the cooking. Of course, instead of the bathroom, Nino sneaked into the shed that was now piled up with several boxes of art supplies. He groaned. Just how the hell were they going to finish packing! Nino managed to unpack one box in 30 minutes… hopefully Ohno hasn't missed his presence too much. He was glad for the cool weather, otherwise, he'd be all sweaty and flustered and would REALLY be in need of a bath then. He hurried up to his room to change his clothes before joining the rest just as the food was ready.

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"So, happily bathing while we were cooking for you huh?" J accused. Nino gave the rest a guilty look as he sat down. "I'm sorry." He replied half heartedly as the rest of the members laughed.

"Ah… its pretty chilly out here. Why don't we bring the food into the living room and eat?" Nino suggested. So they carried all the food indoors and settled by the huge coffee table in from of the TV. Nino promptly settled down beside Ohno on the main sofa.

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The food was delicious. The seafood was extremely fresh, the meat was tender and juicy… Exclamations of 'Umai' fill the air. As Aiba was getting more beer from the fridge though, Nino turned around and started motioning to Aiba. Something about '3' and pointing to the front door.

"What's wrong, Nino?" Ohno turned around to look at the gesturing Nino.

"Ah… I was trying to tell Aiba that there's 3 more pieces of meat left and I'm asking him to cook it."

"Oh 3 pieces?" Ohno frowned.

"More than 3 actually. A lot more than 3. The granny gave me a lot! You guys want more? Me and Aiba will go cook!" Jun covered for Aiba smoothly.

He'd understood Nino's message.

"Hurry up, there's 3 more boxes to unpack!" Jun whispered into Aiba's ear as he dragged the taller man out.

And so they took turns like that for the rest of the barbecue. Two of them pretending to be doing the barbecue when in fact only one of them were cooking while the other was busying unpacking the last 3 boxes. Ohno had offered to help with the cooking, but Nino promptly objected by lying onto Ohno's lap, demanding to be fed like a baby. Ohno was surprised be complied anyway. It was a while since Nino last acted so childishly with him, and it felt kind of nostalgic. Onlooker Sho was throughly amused. As much as he found it unfair that Nino got the least physically exhausting work of the four, he had to admit that he just had a way with Ohno.

"Sho, why don't you help Masaki and J with the food, they are taking such a long time…!"

"Maybe the fire died out and Aiba's trying to restart it?" Ohno asked.

"Could be, go help him out Sho!" Nino smirked as he chased Sho out. That'll teach Sho for laughing at them. He'll keep Ohno all to himself.

"My my… Kazu is so naughty." Ohno chided.

"Hmm…" Nino got up from Ohno's lap and gave Ohno a kiss.

Ohno smiled and shifted to lie down on the sofa, hugging Nino from behind and resting his head on the crook of Nino's neck. The two of them just laid there together. No saying a single word, satisfied in each other's presence. Nino couldn’t be sure how long they spent like this, but when the other three finally returned with the food, it was already half past six.

"Yay its dinner time!" AIba happily announced, choosing to ignore the way Ohno and Nino were stuck together.

"Oh, so you guys finally cooked finish?" Nino asked, raising his eyebrows and looking at J for an indication while slowly sitting up on the sofa, still with Ohno stuck behind him. Ohno was now resting his arms on Nino's shoulders.

"Yeah yeah yeah… we finally finished cooking everything. Aiba insisted that we cook finish ALL the food so that we can have it for dinner." J replied, assuring Nino that the unpacking was finished.

"And supper!" Aiba chirped in, oblivious to the conversation that was going on between Nino and Jun.

"Hmm… since the five of us are finally here, I want to play a song… ne leader can you get it for me?" Nino asked, nudging the Ohno who was still stuck on him like a barnacle. It was amusing, normally he was the one stuck on Ohno like a barnacle, he'd never image that sometimes the roles would be switched too.

"Hmm… why me?" Ohno whined.

"Because you didn’t help with the cooking!"

"But that's because you didn’t let me…" Ohno pouted.

"Can you guys stop it already!" It was just too much for Sho to take. Especially after Nino had chased him out earlier like that…

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Ohno made a sad face as he got off the sofa (and Nino) and started going up the stairs to their room.

"Ohno-san, where are you going?" Nino mocked when Ohno just reached the top of the stairs, amused.

"Didn’t you ask me to get your guitar? To play music?"

"Yes I did say I wanted to play something, but I didn’t say I wanted to play my guitar."

"Than what do you want?" Ohno frowned.

"I feel like playing the keyboard today."

Ohno's frown got even deeper.

Nino continued. "Yes keyboard. I think it's in the shed."

Ohno sighed, lamenting "You could have just told me from the beginning right?"

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Ohno sauntered to the shed, wondering why Nino's keyboard would be kept there. It had been quite a while since he last entered the shed. He fumbled around for the light switch.


He was shocked. There, on the table, was the magnificent set of art pens that he had been admiring for the shop since several months ago. He looked around the room and realised that the shelves were filled with his drawings and other creations… and then his art supplies were lined up neatly in the shelves and in the glass cabinet. He was vaguely aware of the other members coming in, pulled party poppers, and sung him a birthday song as the confetti was falling. He was still in shock when Sho came back with the birthday cake. Sho stole a kiss on Ohno's red cheeks as he set down the cake on the table beside the birthday boy.

"Do you like the pens?" Sho asked, while the rest looked bewildered.

It took a while before Ohno could compose himself enough to ask "How did you know?"

"I followed you to the art shop one day and saw you looking at it!" Sho proudly declared.

"You mean, you stalked him."

"Sho looked embarrassed as Ohno looked at him with loving eyes.

'Chikushou! I lost to Sho!' Nino thought. But that thought was soon forgotten when Aiba loudly declared "Group hug!" and pulled them all together.



"Just long how long have you guys been hiding this away from me!" Ohno asked as he admired the room.

It wasn’t just the fact they all his art stuff was moved over, they also go new furniture for the shed - shelves, cabinets, tables, chairs… even the lighting was newly installed, and they had made sure it was 1) bright enough and 2) white all, so that he can work on his art properly. It seemed like every detail was taken into consideration.



"Well if you mean like the shed in its current state…" Nino frowned. "About five minutes? Or ten?"

"Yes I was the last to finish packing up." Sho nodded vigourously.

"Planing wise, I came up with it when it we moved into the house!" Sho declared, putting his arm across leader's shoulders, triumphant at his presumed victory over Nino.

Nino rolled his eyes while Aiba and Jun tried their best to hold back their laughter at the 'rivalry' between Sho and Nino. 'Victory is all mine!' Sho thought, as Ohno gave Sho a hug and rested his head oh Sho's shoulder with a blissful look on his face.

"Thank you so much Sho, for the pens… I really love it! You gave me… so much… inspiration." Ohno whispered into Sho's ear.


That night, as Nino and Sho were cleaning up the remains of the BBQ in the front yard (J and Aiba were cleaning the living room), it was Nino who started the conversation.

"So, it looks like we both lost."

"So it seems…" Sho sighed. "But I still think my gift is better."

"But I was the one who kept him company!"

"I could have done that just as well thank you very much!" Sho huffed.

Both man were convinced that they'd be able to get Ohno to spend the night in their rooms but…


Ohno was happily humming to himself in the shed. He could tell that the unpacking was done in the haste, and thinking back on the day's events he gathered that they only had time to bring all his stuff over today… he was really touched that the members cared so much about him. He had once lamented that all his art stuff were still in his apartment, but he didn’t expect that they had been planning this all along. No wonder they all ignored him when he asked for help with bringing his art supplies over. He looked proudly at the shelves. He'll have to rearrange the supplies later so that it'll be more convenient for him when he works, but for now its alright. He continued humming as he dug out his sketchbook and started sketching with the new pens. It's been a while since he had so much inspiration.



Elsewhere in the house, two men sighed. They were going to have to try harder next time.



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Yay finished! Ahead of time omg! Hehehe! And yes, Nino and Sho love rivalry battle… that was won by Ohno! I hope the ending didn’t disappoint you, it just felt so right to me since… Ohno is Ohno.

For fellow yama lovers... check out the side story here. My first attempt at NC-17 fics so... :X
Ohmiya lover gomen ne? I didn't have time to write a Ohmiya version :P

[One shot] Share House - Paint and Brush - A new Shed Yama Side Story

Title: Share House - Paint and Brush - A new Shed Yama Side Story
Length: 1.9k words
Pairing: Yama
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer and warning: Smut ahead. This is purely a work of fiction!
Un-betaed. Forgive any spelling and grammar mistakes ><
You are strongly recommended to read the main story here before reading this.


The Sapporo concerts were over. It was always the same. They'd spend the day after concerts at debrief meetings as well as planning for the next venue (if there's any). Next up was Fukuoka. In two day's time to be exact. The Sapporo concert had gone by splendidly and everyone was in the groove. Everything was going along just fine. Except that Sho constantly felt that he was missing something. Or more like, someone.

After presenting to Ohno the new shed, the old man had been holed up in the shed almost the entire time. Until when they had to leave for the Sapporo concerts that is. Sho wouldn’t have minded - he believe strongly believed in letting leader pursue his hobbies - except that Nino had snuggled right next to Ohno the moment they got on the Shinkansen, looking at Sho with a satisfied smirk on his face. Ohno himself was of course, oblivious to their rivalry. The man himself had fallen asleep the moment he got on the train. Sho wondered if Ohno had slept at all. As Ohno had embarrassingly admitted on National TV, once he got started on something he'll plunge right in, deep. So much so that he'd even forget to eat. Sho had took it upon himself to bring Ohno his meals. Ohno refused to show him what he was doing though. "I'll show you when its ready" He promised, without any further explanation.

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Sho wandered over to the shed. The curtains were drawn tight. He tried the door. No luck. As expected. Ohno had locked the room after Sho came in unexpectedly to bring Ohno his breakfast. It seems like he really hated people looking at his unfinished work. Disappointed, Sho was about to leave when he heard footsteps behind him. He turned around to see Ohno holding a huge plastic bag, smirking. Very dangerously. He walked up to Sho. In a dignified, emotionless manner. That looked so strange, yet so familiar.


"What are you doing here Sho?" Ohno asked in a dead panned tone.

Realisation hit Sho. It wasn’t Ohno standing in front of him. It was Enomoto Kei. Sho panicked. It was the first time Ohno had done something like that. Yes he'd remain in character more or less throughout filming even when he was off set, but now? The drama was long over and he hadn't heard any news about a special coming up! Ohno gave Sho Enomoto's trademark semi-smile-smirk. No. Sho was sure Ohno was doing this deliberately. But why? Sho could only conclude that the Ohno had something planned up his sleeve, and was, as AIba would put it, 'Very Very Danger'.

"I was just… hoping to see… if you'd finished painting." Sho stammered, trying to come up with a good answer.

Enomoto's eyes twinkled gleefully.

"I have not." He replied, unlocking the shed door and inviting Sho in.

Sho looked around the shed, trying to find traces of what Ohno had been up to. But Ohno had tidied up the place very well. If Sho didn’t know better, he'd have thought that Ohno hadn't been in the shed at all. Closer observation revealed that the arrangement of the tools had been changed, but still, no hints on what Ohno had been working on.

Enomoto stared at Sho wordlessly. Content with the silence. The silence unnerved Sho however.

Eventually he asked "Have you been painting?"

"Saa…" Came the mysterious reply.

Sho was at a loss what to do. Just as he was considering whether to back out, Ohno/Enomoto spoke up.

"Sho likes to see my paintings ne?" Ohno asked.

Sho could only nod.

"Do you want to see me paint?" Ohno asked, smirking.

This time his smirk was… more mischievous, and less Enomoto like, Sho observed. So it was all an act to get him on his nerves, as Sho had properly deduced. Sho nodded again.

"Do you want to see my paint?" Ohno asked again, his time whispering right into Sho's ears and tickling him with his breath.

Sho lets out a grin.

"Of course"

Ohno wasted no time and got Sho to help him lay a thick carpet on the floor (the carpet was really heavy!), and spreading a large plastic sheet over the carpet. He then commanded Sho to get on all fours in the middle of the carpet. Ohno took off his shoes and stepped onto the plastic sheet+carpet, crinkling the plastic and making a squishy sound with each step. Ohno took off Sho's shoes as well and tossed them to the side, carefully approaching Sho from behind.

"You've been a really bad boy. Jealous aren't you, so jealous… Today I'll paint you and mark you all mine" He whispered in Sho's face.

Sho got to see Enomoto's trademark smirk one last time before Ohno promptly blindfolded him.

Sho could hear Ohno moving around the room, moving items here and there. He was started to wonder if Ohno was going to do anything at all when suddenly felt his pants - undergarments and all - getting pulled off with one smooth tug. He felt Ohno blowing gently on his butt cheeks before it was replaced by a soft, fluffy sensation. 'A brush' Sho thought.

"Don't you like it?" Ohno asked.

Sho can totally hear the smirk in Ohno's voice. Ohno seem to get bored really quickly though, for he commanded Sho to lie on his back.

"So you want to see me paint…" Ohno whispered into Sho's ears.

Sho nodded wordlessly. He squirmed around, getting impatient at Ohno's slow pace.

"My my, impatient aren't we… you won't be able to make good paintings if you are impatient…"

"Take off your clothes!"

Finally! Sho sighed. It was about time. Sho took off his shirt and tossed it randomly aside, unable to see where anything was. Ohno looked on amused as he went to fetch his specially prepared tubs of body paint. Ohno carefully picked a brush before dipping it in the paint. Brushes are really important tools for the artist. You have to pick the right brush for the right job. In this case, Ohno picked a rather large brush of medium stiffness. Not too hard so as to scratch his lover, but stiff enough to tickle and tease. Ohno dipped the brush carefully into the paint and started drawing strokes over Sho's stomach. Sho shrunk away at the initial contact. The paint was really cold!

"Unnnnnnn so cold!" Sho moaned

"I know you like it exciting like this ne? I purposely put it in the fridge for you…" Ohno whispered.

"Unnnnnn" Sho could only moan as Ohno started tickling the sensitive parts of his stomach with the brush.

"Let's try something even more exciting…" Ohno started 'painting' Sho's butt cheeks while placing a lubed finger in Sho's entrance, turning his fingers around and massaging Sho's prostate.

As sudden as the intrusion came, Ohno withdrew his fingers, and instead pressed a small, cold metallic object quickly into the depths of Sho's rear.

"Aghhhhhhh Satoshi!!!!!!!" Sho moaned uncontrollably as the vibrator started doing its magic.

Small but powerful, just like leader.

"Satoshiiii want… now…." Sho moaned as he squirmed and flipped onto his side to give leader better access to his rear.

Ohno seemed to be in no hurry though, as he started tracing lines down Sho's spinal cord with a different brush. Ohno continued tracing with while hand while taking off this clothing hastily with the other. It was a good thing he had planned out everything to the last detail earlier, including wearing clothes that were easy to rip off with just one hand. Ohno's hands move to Sho's length and he gently stroked the slit. Sho moans got louder and more desperate, calling desperately for his lover's name. Sho needed his lover in him right there and then. Finally, Ohno could no longer resist himself anymore, and inserted his length into the tight entrance.

"Oh fuck! You are fucking tight! Oh fuckkkkkkkk!" Ohno cried as Sho tightened his muscles for his lover.

The tight sensation coupled with the still vibrating vibrator was mind blowing. Ohno started thrust hard and fast, each slam hitting the vibrator hard and sensing thrilling shocks down both their spines. As if on cue, they both came at the same time. Exhausted, they lay on the floor, covered in various extent with paint.


Ohno peeled himself off Sho and reached his slender fingers into Sho's butt to pull out the vibrator.

"Unnnnnnnnn" Sho moaned, missing the sensation in his rear.

His groans were rewarded when Ohno decided to stick more fingers into Sho's entrance. Two, three… stretch and scissoring the tight hole while Sho enjoyed his lover's attention. Ohno dug around his bag for a new lube and he applied it to the handle of the brush and used it to apply the lube into his lover's insides. He then applied more cold paint onto the area around the entrance. Sho was too busy missing his lover's fingers from his rear entrance to feel anything at first. It was only when Ohno started applying the cold paint on his entrance that he started to feel the searing hot burn.

"Ginger extract. Do you like it?" Ohno asked as he continued teasing Sho's entrance.

"I heard its really potent…" Ohno commented as he watched Sho squirm with the contrasting hot and cold sensation on his bottom. He was getting uncomfortable hard once more, and Ohno wasn’t faring any better watching his lover squirm and moaning his name all too sexily. Ohno gave up on the brush and leaned down to lick the precum that was leaking from his lover's length.

"Unnnn Sho tastes soooo gooooddd…" Ohno moaned.

"Satoshiiiiiii stopppp…. want… satoshi…" Sho panted.

Ohno complied as he slammed into Sho once more.

"Fuck Sho… so hot…!" Ohno moaned as the slammed faster and faster into Sho, enjoying the heat from the friction and the ginger extract lube.

As the climaxed for a second time that they, Ohno collapsed onto Sho, exhausted from his efforts. He reached out to remove the blindfold that was still on his lover.


Sho blinked as the adjusted to the light. WHen he could finally see properly again, he looked down to see the mess of red and blue paint. Blue on this front, red on his back and all over Ohno.

"Do you like my painting?" "I love it." They embraced each other and stayed there till Ohno's stomach finally gave a rumble.

"Hungry eh?" Sho chuckled.

"We should pack things up…" Sho commented, trying to get put but immediately groaning from the effort.

It was going to be even worst the next day, but it was more then worth it. Sho tried to hide his discomfort as he put on the robe Ohno handed him. It seems like Ohno did plan everything properly.

"Let's go to the bath, before the rest gets back…" Ohno said.

He will have one hell of a time cleaning up the next day but none of it mattered at that moment.


In the bath…

"Ne Ohno… I thought you were going the mix the colours…"

"You baka…" Ohno replied, as he pinched Sho's nose.

"Red and blue becomes purple…." Sho's mouth formed an O shape in understanding. No wonder Ohno had insisted they take a shower before entering the bath. Sho smiled as he leaned forward to embrace the older man.

"I love you Satoshi."



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So that was my 1st ever NC-17 fic…. hope it turned out ok?

VSA 1st Dec 2011 Part 1

Yay! Its our dear leader's bday today! To celebrate… I present to you Kaibutsu-kun on VS Arashi!

Happy Birthday Ohno!

And enjoy :)

Video source from very-nadegata. The video is eng subbed too, but I'm NOT trying to make a transcript of the subs here. I'll try not to copy from the subs at all but sometimes its hard to phrase short sentences any other way.

Ok, so my sis was watching all the latest HnA and VSA and laughing really hard and making me all jealous while i was doing this… so i ended up skipping a lot of dialogue about the plus 1 guests… and i thought the review will much shorter then usual. BUT NO! After waiting like an hour++ for my screen caps to upload, I'm told that the post has exceeded the word limit! o.o And i thought i didn’t write as much as usual...

J complains that there's only 4 of them during the opening recently. The previous week it was the Nazodi team so Sho was missing… Today it's Ohno's turn to disappear :) J complains about how there's supposed to be 5 of them… A: its hard to get everyone here ya? S: We all have our own stuff that we are busy with right? 

Its Nino who stops the talk and suggest that they call the guest team out. N: Er there's 1 scary person (in the guest team)… 
they start talking about the mysterious scary person, who said he wanted to appear on VS a lot before, thought N thought he surely wouldn’t come… So they finally invite the guest out… before any guest could be seen though, we hear the voice of *someone*. "Kaibutsu team, saikou!!" Yup, kaibutsu kin's trademark line from the drama :)

It’s the kaibutsu movie team XD

Yup, this is the mysterious, scary person they were talking about earlier is Matsuoka Masahiro from Tokio. He acts as Demokin in the drama. Demokin complains: I'm the prince of the demon world! Is it ok for me to wear this yellow shirt? *laughs*
hahaha too bad, its ur punishment for losing to kaibutsu kun XD 
The rest starts commenting on the shirt. 

This two looks so cute :)

Sho starts teasing Matsuoka, saying that he is looking forward to his performance during the games. Matsuoka (MM) replies that he is more interested to see Sho's glibness.

Then Nino starts teasing Oh-chan… XD Leave it to Nino when it comes to teasing his skinship partner. 

N: Who's that normal guy over there?

O: I'm the prince! 
Rest of arashi: Prince!
 Nino bends down really low to stare at Oh-chan. Eventually, it is J who asks the question: Is that pyjamas? 

Sho one ups J. 'Prince, did you just come back from the flea market today?' Hahaha!

O starts explaining that he has one more of the pants… (i don't see the relation to the flea market question though…) But the other pair is THAT short… like really short… (see pic). A: I would love to see that! O: But i don't have tights so i can't wear that, cos i've got leg hair. (hahaha… thought of wearing fishnets yet? XD)

Today's plus one guest! Cunning Takeyama and Kojima Yoshio. 

Ohno laughs at their attire XD

The arashi members start giving the two plus one guests the cold shoulder XD

They start quarrelling… and taking the time to advertise their gag XD

The first game is bound hockey!

The commentator (From now onwards i'll use C to represent the commentator/announcer/'voice from the sky) started asking each of them how much confidence they have on the game. When it came to MM's turn, he commented on how A and N were laughing at him non-stop XD

Nino pushes the blame to Aiba XD
MM: Are you looking down on me?
A+N: no no not at all, please do your best matsu-ni.
 And so it starts!

Ohno got a goal with the first shot!

The blue puck didn’t make it there though… They aren't very good with the passing, a few pucks in between either stopped out, or didn’t reach the next player… the next blue puck however...

By some miracle managed to reach Ohno (it really seemed as though it'll never make it there!)

Goal!

This blue puck wasn’t so lucky tho… the 2nd player lost control of it and it went flying into oblivion. 

Ohno manages to get another goal though...

And the very last puck! It looks like its going to score…!

Aw… so total 95 points for Ohno team!
They praise Ohno for getting most of the shots in. O: I think among all our practises this was the best. MM: Eh? We practised?  Ohno gives the ??? look.

Shhh secret!

Some kind of unspeakable secret? o.o XD

Arashi team is next!

And it starts. Guests are places on the 1st and shooter positions… so it all up to the guests to see how arashi team will perform… XD

The 1st pass went into the gutter! Like eh? That's a really terrible shot from the shooter...

2nd puck hit the side of Sho's bat and flew off at an uncatchable angle...

J tosses his playing stick (that orange bat thing) playfully at the passing puck XD

They managed to get a goal with the next shot!

Another one in the gutter from the shooter. Like… seriously? XD
no problems with the passing on the arashi team… but all the shots are missing the goal and either scoring 5 or 0...

Another one! it hit the side of the goal...

This time round the puck just stopped at his bat… -.-'''

Finally! he managed to score with the blue puck!

The very last puck! Aiba decides to shoot it himself!

It goes in! So 100 points for the arashi team!

Ohno announces the next game! Rolling coin tower!

The guest wanted to go next, but nino prevents him. Braty nino XD

Yes, Nino got his way, of course :)

Its pyjama prince's turn. He clears it easily.

Aiba sets some pieces off centre...

J puts the last piece really really off XD

J thinking "come, take the challenge!"

The tower is getting really high now!

Its going into the 6th round now...

Yoshio's turn now….. opps. The tower falls!

Yoshio complains about the order 9of placing the coins): Don't the rest take turns? But i ended up doing 3 rounds in a row!

Hahaha. Just face it… arashi loves to bully their comedian plus one guests XD

Next up! Korokoro viking!

Arashi team is going first!

Aiba is really really excited today. Not only does he really like korokoro viking, he's also on the orange zone today. A: Its 30 times more exciting in the orange zone than the other zones! 
High tension aiba starts 'strategising' with the guest.

A This hole is important. There will definitely be balls that fall into that hole so we have to be really careful!

Aiba starts plotting the course for the balls...

Guest: Aiba-kun!!! There's no other way besides this!!!
Sho comes to save the day by warning the guest about the high tensioned Aiba XD

G: What made your tension increase?
J: Because he got entrusted to play in the last zone.
A: Yes yes yes! They hardly trust me with such things. Its rare XD

In the episode, the shuffling score areas are introduced! Every time a point in scored, the score board will shuffle! 

S: The games on VSA are really interesting! They start praising their own show XD 

Tatsuomi suddenly called up to Sho. Sho ask him to repeat what he just said cos it couldn’t be heard clearly… 

S: What did you say?
T: Nothing… :P
S: Please repeat?
T: EH?He did say it though… T: Candleru sho-san!

Hahaha! He watched the previous week's VSA!

Sho: -.-''' *stone face*

S: Tatsuomi-kun, I thought you were going to say 'ganbarre sho-san'. But it turned out to be 'candle sho-san'… -.-'''

And as they laugh at candle sho, the game starts!

The first ball… sinks into the hole… that was fast… :X

J: EHHHHHHHHH???????????

Ok, i take that back. The 2nd ball disappeared even faster… XD

3rd ball! Opps… it disappeared between the green and orange zones.

The golden ball is here! Yes. Still at zero points. The golden ball disappears unceremoniously down the hole on the pink zone. O.0

Such a cute frown XD

5th ball now. Opps. Where's the ball? Answer: It disappeared between the cracks of the orange and green zone. again. LOL! 

the 6th ball disappeared too. And the last golden ball? It fell into some hole at the pink zone even before the 6th ball disappeared. 

Yes. 0 points. Yes, they played the game already XD

Everyone is really amused...

J: There isn't even a need for the score changing boards…
MM: Its your own program isn't it? 

They replayed how the 7th ball got 'sucked' into the hole immediately.
Aiba complains about how the orange zone, which was supposed to be a fun zone, wasn’t fun at all today. They started discussing about what happened to the balls that fell down the cracks and blaming each other. MM: Oi we are on TV!

N digs out a fallen ball and asks them to reenact what happened. The lower the orange zone too much and the ball falls in between the two zones again and 'fighting' ensues.

The guest team happily watches the drama. 
G: It was also my fault for letting the ball slip through the crack, but i tried my best! Its my first time playing this and i had to put up with a guy with overly high tension too!
A: Its not my first time playing this but the last time i played i managed to score some points, i think its my partner who is at fault! (he paired with J the last time)

A: I've had enough! I'm going to pack up my bags and go back to my parent's home! G: No no no you can't do that!
S: What? You you two newlyweds? (LOL Sho!) 

Next is kaibutsu team!

C: Ohno-san, arashi team scored 0 points.
O: Arashi is always weak at new games
MM: Why are you so sad? You belong to this team! Please do your best!
O: I'm in a very difficult position! But the holes there are different from earlier…  yup, one less hole in the pink zone, handicap for the guest team! (above: arashi's pink zone, below: guest team's pink zone)

MM comments that AMN look really depressed. N: When only is on his own he's always so energetic.. 

M: I want to join the kaibutsu-kun team too!

Ohno looks worried...

The game begins!

The first ball disappears in the green zone!

50 points on the 2nd ball, nice!

20 points for the 2nd ball!

aw only 5x2 = 10 points for the golden ball.

And another 50 points!

30 points for the 6th ball

20x2=40 points for the last golden ball! Nice work! That gives them a total of 200 points!

they look erm… sad.
MM: Did we do too well?
haha MM is worried about his juniors XD  Ohno laughs XD

Tatsuomi has to leave after korokoro viking though, cos its really late already and he has school the next day. Like seriously what time do they film till?

Umika: Arashi seems to discussing strategies now.
MM: Yup, to do so badly on your own program… if its TOKIO we'd be having a huge reflection meeting now! 
O: *laugh*

End of Part 1.

Go to Part 2?

VSA 1st Dec 2011 Part 2

Ok… Now after posting half of the entry i realised just how long this thing is...

Woah it scared me for a bit. I think i posted too many pics and sometimes firefox  can't load the pics properly. I tot the SS didn’t get uploaded properly or something! That'll have been really really bad...

Have you read part 1 yet?

 Pinball runner is next!

Aiba will run while N and the guests will give instructions! 

Arashi team is down by 288 points now! Aiba says that he'll take it seriously! SInce it was partly his fault that they are losing so much. 

Leader offers aiba a lifeline XD

C: Aiba are you going the accept the offer from the prince?
A: Since the prince has said it, i'll accept.
O laughs again XD And so they change the cargo. And aiba takes off his jacket too… why was it wearing it earlier anyway? When he's going to run around… won't he get a heat stroke? :P

MM starts complaint about aiba. MM: How come you weren't as fast when i went to pick you up?
A: Senpai comes to pick me up often. Like if we were going to play golf, he'll definite come to pick me up.
S: Normally you shd be waiting for senpai (senior) before he comes right?A: Normally that's the case,  but for me i only wake up when senpai called.

MM's deadly stare XD
J: So what did you do?
A: I was panicking! Senpai has reached already! What should i do? In any case i'll just take a bath first. MM: He came only after bathing! I was in the car and he came out looking all fresh and i was thinking 'Uwah that's arashi!' (sarcastic) 
A: I'm sorry!
Lol lol aiba! Making ur senpai wait like this!

In any case, the game starts!

he gets 40 points easily with the normal basket :)

he managed to get the pink ball!

However the 2nd pink went out! 

they scored 180 points! A great score no doubt… but i was w/o the 20% off cargo :P

Aiba and the guest starts fighting again, as the guest refuses to take the blame for the uncaught 2nd pink.

Nino tries to stop them...

Aw… just let them be. Aiba's been trying his hardest to set this up since the start of the show… i thought it was gonna happen in viking already but i think sho ruined the mood :P

Audience: KYYAAAAAA
hahaha.

Someone is unhappy though XD

Ueshima: How can you do it with just anyone?

MM is really energetic/expressive eh? XD

Kaibutsu team next!
hmm what's that shiny thing on ohno's cargo?
oo 20% off cargo…
Wait… isn't he on the guest team today? XD 

What's this look supposed to mean? o.o

C: Ohno-kun will be challenging the use of the 20% off cargo basket. I'm surprised. O: Aint i cool?  

*looks at the arashi members*

hahaha taunting them eh? you're asking for it ohno! XD

i can't agree with the caption more! (what's that text in the videos called again?)
S: but as a single player, ohno is a regular so its no surprise that he's using the off cargo basket.

 it took a while for ohno to get the 1st ball, umika is a newbie at giving instructions after all.

the pink ball looked like it was going to fall at no. 2/3 for a while, but the moving panel shifted and the ball dropped off at 4. Can ohno get it?

yup! he got it!

Ohno dips forward just in time to get the 2nd pink ball! NICE ONE!

He managed to get the very last ball too with the dipping forward technic. Total of 150 points! Wow nice!

How often does the arashi team scores 150 points or more with the off cargo basket? no very often eh?

It’s the last game! kicking sniper! Arashi team is trailing by a hefty 258 points right now! If they don't score more than 260 points, kaibutsu team will win w/o even having to play!

The game starts!

Nino manages to perfect the first target! 

2nd target: N: missed to the left. G: missed to the right...

Sho gets a hit! He knocks off the cans on side side, and the structure loses balance and the red cans on the other side falls as well. But the bottom can remands standing… 40 points for the 2nd target!

3rd target! Nino knocks one can off!

the guest was going to kick already but… his ball fell off lol! He manages to pick it back in time and hits the can on the top right… sho's kick hits the middle and all but the last can falls off. 100 points for the 3rd target!

Ohno claps in approval.

4th target: Nino falls all but the bottom most can. 2nd and 3rd sniper both misses the last can.

last target! Nino misses.

Guest hits off 2 cans.

Sho hits off 1 more for a total of 310 points.

MM: that was cool, especially the later parts. 
S: Yeah… can we cut off korokoro viking and just show this? For the actual on-air…
hahaha! Arashi's turn next. Opps. I mean… Ohno's turn -.-'''

MM was doing some weird move here...

And ohno decided to follow suit haha!

Random!

anyway… they only need 52 points to win. That's… too easy :P

Umika-chan missed, but matsuoka scores a perfect! That ends it!

Yes i can't believe that it ended just like that myself...

And so Ohno, i mean Kaibutsu team won!

Ohno says that the reason for the win was the great teamwork. He doesn’t look very happy about winning though haha!

N: You don't look happy at all!

O: at the end i really wanted to kick the ball!

XD

And here have we it again! Most Dame (fail) Arashi!

S: that was really yukai tsukai… (relaxed and fun, in the lyrics of the kaibutsu kun song)

They congratulate ohno on his win. N: Give us some time (to decide the most dame person)

O: sure no problem, take your time.
he then steps back, away from the trap door.J starts off very defensively. J: I didn’t do anything particularly bad today!
N: Well although we got 0 points in one game, aiba made it up by getting many balls (in pinball runner) A: That can be used to offset my bad performance right?
they then talked about how S and N worked hard for pinball runner… and came to a conclusion like this J didn’t do anything wrong/bad, aiba, sho, and nine's bad performance was offset later by a good performance. So? Nono of them performed badly! XD

J: now that you mention it, leader got a lot of points.

N: yes he did. He different from the usual leader who doesn’t have any motivation.
J: Your tension was  different from usual right?
S: Honestly speaking, it was different. 
A: Isn't that strange? N: So if its like this… do you mind, please step forward (to the trapdoor).

Its pretty obvious what they are all trying to do yeah? 

(after that HnA i can't help but notice O's hooked nose…XD)
O: This pattern again!!!A: Sorry!
N: Sorry! Its dangerous! 

N pushes O into the middle of the trapdoor XD
O: Why!!! X2 So the rest explains why… about how ohno seemed like a totally different person today, much more energetic and no sleepy… XD Aiba asks Ohno to say "Kaibutsukun movie is going to be screened" while dropping down… LOL! Ohno starts to complain… "You guys are seriously…" Nino happily cuts him off! "Its been decided!"

Despite Ohno's protest of "are you serious???", they still do the finger pointing anyway...

Hahaha. XD

Gosh you gotta love this guy's expressions XD

"The movie, Kaibutsu-kun…" 

They sure had fun bullying ohno XD

O: Why (did they do this!)Hahaha… cos they love you XD 

After the filming ends...

J walks toward the camera and playfully covers it...

Nino ushers O to the camera and asks Ohno to say something.

O: I just had that feeling that I'm going to fall today! I felt it! *staff laughs*

O: How do i put it? At the break, the members were around but

O: they were acting weird and refused to talk to me. So i thought, today it's going to be me (who's going to fall)

O: So anyway, i won… although i dropped down...

O: I'm going to have a good sleep tonight

Staff: otsukare deshita!

O: otsukare deshita!

And that ends the episode of VSA! Otsukaresama deshita Ohno-kun! Have a good night's sleep in those pyjamas XD

Yay, that marks the end of the bday celebration post! Wah it was hard working with eng subs. The subs are there so i can't help but read it… but you get unconsciously influenced to write what you just read… so yeah ><

Yay! I finished the review!

Happy Birthday Oh-chan!

AnShi 17th Nov 2012

Yay! Time for AnShi! Let's hope this episode is easy to understand… if its not… gomen ne? That means i'll probably end up leaving out a lot of stuff again :P

EDIT: i ended waiting for the chinese subs to come out...

Video from youku.

Today they'll be listening to rumours!

an impressive looking set they've got there :)
Arashi: Wah! Eh? 
They're impressed with the set too :) 
This guy is the bartender aka MC for today :) 
J: new corner ne?
Mc: yes, its a new corner!
S: I heard that we'll be listening to scary stories…
MC: Ah so you heard about it! You you like scary stories? 
they reluctantly agreed… since they were in the bar (which specialises in telling scary stories) after all  

they started talking about scary stories and the MC gave an example. Like if, on the busy street crossing, there's already a lot of direction panels… but on top of it all there's a special sign saying 'beware or other dangers!' that kind of story. The MC just stopped the story and left it hanging, leaving the member complaining about the cliffhanger.

So today's AnShi will be about that sort of stories...

and here comes the 1st story teller!

yup, that's him! Arashi commented on his dressing and hairstyle, he replied that it’s the 1st time he's spotting such a hairstyle after 16 years in the entertainment industry XD

They move to some chairs and seat down as the first aniki guest starts the story. Its about how tokyo is protected by two dog statues. 

He says that tokyo would be unimaginable without these two bronze statues.
S: is this because of feng shui?
Aniki: Yes!
N: Ok next story! 
You gotta love bratty nino. After some fussing with nino, aniki continues the story. Location of the two bronze statues. The bottom left is the statue of the dog hachiko, the top right statue is of Saigou with his dog… in this story it's the dog that's the main character. Aniki asks if anyone knows why Saigo is out with his dog. N: Of cos its to go on a walk isn't it? Walking the dog…?
MC: this dog is called tsun.  It’s a small hunting dog. It can catch rabbits, foxes, and other small animals.
Aniki then explains that there's been a lot of text and recordings on the contributions make by Saigo-san, but  none of it mentions him hunting with his dog… so why do they build a statue of him and his dog?

Its all because the dog is important. Where the statue is, its called the oni gate (ghost gate). The hachiko statue on located at some other ghost gate, and those two gates are the most important in feng shui. Together, those two are known as komainu, or lion-dogs. One of the dog is male, the other is female… so like yin and yang they protect the boundary of tokyo. If anything happened to the statues something really bad will happen.

Like for example something bad happened to the hachiko statue twice. The 1st was when they melted down the entire statue in during the world war 2, to use the bronze to make weapons (its in wikipedia as well). The next day after the statue was melted down, Japan surrendered in the war. The 2nd incident was when the change the direction of the statue. They were renovating the station and change the direction of the statue. That year Japan's economy burst.

At that point in the the bartender made some noise, scary the members a little XD

Then they move on to talk about the hidden feng shui meaning in the anime momo-taro. There are 3 animals in the anime - chicken, dog, and monkey. Why don't they bring along stronger animals like tigers or lions to defeat the Oni? Aniki starts explaining why only those 3 animals will work. They talk about the 12 animals in the zodiac...

the 3 earlier mentioned animals are next to each other in the order of the zodiac.

Just like the earlier story, the top right location is the ghost gate, the location where the chicken n monkey are is the 'back ghost gate', so those animals can defeat the ghost. That's also why the Oni have horns of the cow, and pants with tiger stripes, like the 2 animals tiger and cow in the ghost gate.

The MC starts talking about feng shui in hong kong. E.g. companies go to court to fight over despots over feng shui (e.g. someone may build a building that will purposely bring bad feng shui to the other neighbouring buildings). Banks and companies hire many feng shui masters to help design the building, and see where to locate things ilike the escalators and so on. Like there's a building with very good feng shui nearby, so they ask the feng shui masters how to break the good feng shui of the other building… they ending up designing the building into a huge knife shape to cut away the rival's good feng shui. So the MC concludes by saying that it won't be weird if in the old times the Japanese thought about all these feng shui stuff when erecting the statues. 

Aniki confirms saying that he thinks this story in highly believable. J forces him to get a % on how true he feels the story is… Aniki: O.o. ???!?!?! How many percent? 
XDXD
Nino presses him for an answer. Aniki: (after loads of laughing and consideration) Eh… 62%? 

They laugh. J: That's not very high!
*nods* I agree with u J.

Next they talk about the feng shui in disney land.
Aniki says that he'll reveal palm reading to them… Arashi asks how many percent XD (reliability). I love it when they do stuff like this XD 

Aniki: Are you going to ask how many percent each time?
Nino: But we are all curious about it!
Aniki: 63%

LOL!

 N: How many percent is palm reading?
Aniki: 100%! They start looking at Ohno's palms. 

Aniki says that the lines and shape of the palm is the same as the arrangement of attractions in disney land.

N asks O to look at his hands. 

Aniki explains that left hand represents the past, and the right hand represents the future.

In disney, all the attractions like pirates etc that are kind of… from the past, as on the left. N looks up with realisation. On the right side, there's space land and all the futuristic attractions.  He starts going into specifics about how an attraction with a gold mine storyline is location in the 'gold luck line' of the hand, where the 'wedding line' is in the palm, in disney land it’s the cinderella castle. At the 'children's line' location, disney built the 'it’s a small world' attraction.

Methinks Ohno is bored.
So anyway… if you know about palm reading and happen to get lost in disneyland, you just need to look at your palm for directions :P

Now they change topic to talk about ghosts and spirits. 

Nino keeps asking really sharp questions that troubles the aniki each time. I'm loving that brat more and more each time XD

Some place in tokyo… can't quite catch what was rumoured to have occurred in this place (yes, even with chinese subs i don't understand the subs!) Something about it being a general's burial grounds. Anything this place is supposed to be a really powerful spiritual spot, so its best if you don't go there. If you go there to pray whole heartedly, you'll be treated as a friend, but if you are half hearted, or have bad intentions, you'll be treated as a foe and unspeakable things may happen to you. LIke when the GHQ tried to get soldiers to work on the location, a lot of accidents happened and hence the place was still left as it is now. 

Now all the office buildings around the area face that location, because the spot is really powerful.

N: What kind of motivation should you have when you go to a power spot to pray with all your heart?
Ah$@!#@$%$**^* I love nino like this. Suspicious. Loosened tie. Unbutton shirt. Well not much screen caps to show this episode, sine it all story telling… 
Aniki: you shd go with a feeling of 'I'm doing my everyday work really hard, please keep me safe' that kind of feeling.
O: can you go when you are feeling lost?
 They start talking about the layout of shrines and how it relates to the female reproduction parts… so like if you are half a person (lost) when you enter the shrine, you should come out whole when walking back… like how half a person (i think they are talking about the sperm) enters the vagina but eventually a whole baby comes out.  So aniki explains that its fine to go there even when you are feeling lost.

Then he talks about some well that is known as the 'clothes mirror well'. Apparently it can tell the death day of a person. S: That doesn’t help! Quite the opposite in fact!

There's a rumour that if you look into the well and see your reflection very clearly, that means that you are healthy. However if the reflection is blurred, it means you don't have long to live.

J's turn this time. J: How many %?

XD

Aniki: i don't quite believe it myself, but it seems that the rumour is quite reliable, about 80%

J: Really? 
Aniki: Because of the incident that happened. Some university students heard the story and went to investigate. Because they were still healthy young students, the reflection was clear. But when one of them went to see the reflection, someone tried to play a joke and threw a stone down, blurring the reflection. The next day, that very student died in an accident.

N: The next day?
The notice at the bottom tells us that the well is no longer open for people to use. After that, a bell rings, signalling the end of the 1st aniki's talk time.

The 2nd aniki makes his appearance!

A former NHK washington post journalist? not sure if i got that right but anyway… XD

the first topic is about how it seems that Japan's national secrets are being stolen. 

Aniki starts by talking about how instead of calling tokyo an information hub, you might as well call it a spy hub (yay spies! *thinks of my half written spy fanfics*) 

Like in america you have CIA, the england it’s the MI6 etc etc… It seems like all the spies are gathering in tokyo, like ants swarming to honey, the spies are swarming to tokyo because there's loads of information to be gathered there. Apparently, its easy to get really important information in tokyo, increasing the place's popularity. 

A: Since we know this already, can't we guard against it?
Aniki: yes Japan is trying to, but after the WW2, Japan gave up on its overseas intelligence activities. G8 was the only overseas spy branch but that was stopped. Of cos we have protection against spy and terrorists, like the police force does that, but its not comprehensive enough. The neighbours you guys have, they are ok aren't they? his question got arashi a little scared

MC: Are there a lot of such spies here?
Aniki: Its not recorded by the government, but its about the same as the number of carpenters we have here. (Very vague answer… i like haha!)
Nino asks if there can possibly be anything he knows that'll be bad if it ends up in the ears of the spies overseas, aniki says there is.  S: Say if, this Nino that i've known for over 10 years… And i say to him ' recently something happened, and i got some money', is there a possibility that this person is a spy?
Aniki: yes there is. Nino looks around, unsettled. N: no no no, that was just an example!

Aniki then explains that spies are usually people who are easy and comfortable to chat with (makes a mental note for my fic) So those who looks and feels like spies are actually not spies. So its really hard to find out who are spies (duh, else they won't be called spies anymore right?)

Aniki gives an example.

This beautiful lady, Anna Chapman was arrested by the FBI in 2010 for being a russian spy. (more in the wiki link) She was part of the spy swap deal between USA and Russia and now resides in Moscow...

Aniki goes on to talk about other spies. Non-human spies, literally. Like the bald eagle in the picture.

On the surface it just looks like a normal blade eagle, but actually this one is flying about of skies of saudi arabia, and is captured during saudi's counter intelligence actions.  On its legs a GPS is installed, and the leg ring has hebrew written on it - i.e. it’s a spy from Israel. Saudi arabia believes its used to locate military bases etc, and protested to Israel. Israel says its just to prevent the capture of their birds, and till now the truth is still unknown.

The MC then talks about a baseball player who came to Japan from America during the period before WW2. Once, he was injured and went to the hospital. From the hospital, he took a photo of tokyo's layout, and that became important information for the bombing of the tokyo airport 10 years later during WW2.

A: DId they ask him for help to become a spy after becoming a major league player, or was he a spy first, who went on to become a major league player?
S: Either way it doesn’t matter, he's still as impressive as a spy.

Aniki: There's a way to test which of you in Arashi is the most suitable to be a spy. He first asks arashi to guess who they think is most suitable. S: After the chat we just had, i think that someone who's able to be good friends with others instantly will be good. 
Aniki: And who would that be?
S: After 2 counts let's all point to the person?
And they count… Everyone points at Nino, while Nino points at Sho. Funny… based on the 'instantly take a liking to others/easy to talk with' criterial, I'd pick Aiba.
Aniki: You got it completely wrong. I did a background check on the members beforehandQn 1: pick 1 out of 3 reasons why they would become spies. 1) Adventurous heart 2) Money 3) Driven by believes.

J picked C, and as honourable protecting your country may be, he fails to make the cut.
Why? Those driven by believes may end up doing extra stuff that was not asked of them, which might end up creating trouble.

On the same question, since N loves $$$, he fails to make the cut too.

The members laugh at Nino XD A: wow you know that N loves his money N: Its just a rumour, a rumour ok? You've not heard of a money minded idol have you?
Well actually, we have. And his name is Ninomiya Kazunari. XD

 So the most suitable trait out of the 3 would be having a brave and adventurous heart. *Thinks of aiba jumping on rhinos and playing with tigers*

Aniki says that from his investigation, Ohno is the most suitable to be a spy. *Yes! I knew it all along that making him the top rank spy in my story wasn’t a mistake! Okay… i guess its just cos he's my bias…. XD*

Aniki: doesn’t he look like a really normal person? No one will ever point him out. Such ppl are most suitable to be spies. 

Yup. Just like how Ohno can go shopping in crowded places w/o ppl even noticing his presence. VS J who gets recognised no matter how much he tries to disguise himself…. XD

And that ends the talk with the 2nd aniki! That was soooo interesting! Sorry, always liked spy stuff when i was a kid (and i guess i still do)

A: Ah leader fits (to be a spy)
S: But when Ohno is alone with the camera, he looks like a spy from the southern countries
Hahaha, making fun of leader's tan again XD 
O: I'm not really happy about that though, feeling quite complex now.

Regardless… the 3rd aniki is about to enter! The 3rd Aniki is a writer who is very familiar with information about UFOs.

The topic: A conclusion has finally been reached on whether aliens exist or not. (I argue that it exist, from a scientific point of view, many organism can be considered aliens…)

Ainiki replies what kind of image they have of aliens. A: Its tako (squid) isn't it?
EH? Aiba-san? Where did you get that idea from? Aniki helpfully informs Aiba that his image of aliens is severely outdated. LOL! Nino springs up with something about Grue… was there such a movie? Idk… i hardly watch movies :X
 Aniki digs into his suitcase for a model. Its called little grey (says aniki, i don't know).

Nowadays this is the image of aliens, be it in toys or manga… a creature with big head, big eyes, and grey skin. (How un-alien like. tsk tsk tsk) Aniki: actually, this image of the aliens have only been decided about 30 years ago. It all came about because of the movie by Steven Spielberg, Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

The aliens were portrayed like this in the movie. Also the image was preserved in his E.T. movie. Those movies fixed the image of aliens in minds around the world.

There used to be many different portrayals of aliens, but Steven's version replaced them all, and the image of aliens became fixed as such. 

From there, many alien sightings and incidents occurred, and the most compiling of which was this photograph. 

The photo appeared in the 80s, but the body was said to be found in USA, Roswell in 1947. (oh wow apparent'y it’s a big thing…) new of it leaked out in the 1980s, and videos of the autopsy leaked out in 1990s, and created a huge sensation around the world. Even in Japan several news stations reported on it.

The MC shared his take on the matter. He was a news reporter in Roswell and investigating the matter at that time. He interviewed a retired former top military camera man on the matter. The camera man said he'll show the MC something that'll make him really surprised. He show him what used to be top military secret photos of Japan after the WW2. The photos were all in colour. At that time, colour photo was still very rare, and when you mention photos its always in black and white. But because this is a top military secret, the photos were taken in colour. Hence it follows that should the story of the aliens be true, the videos and photos should all be in colour and not be black and white. Thus the camera man reasoned that all the leaked photos are fake. The MC concludes by saying that this story from the retired camera man has high reliability. 

Aniki goes on to explain why there are all these unexplained appearances of UFOs and aliens. 

In July this year, a document that's known as the 'last UFO secret' was leaked from the British air force. The British government was investigating documents on UFO sightings, and this document was published. 

The document says that the research on UFO that has been conducted for over 50 years - UFO sightings, aliens, signals from space, communication with aliens etc… not a single of it happened. As in, there was no evidence of any of it happening. 

The UFO lovers of course didn’t believe, and as all the army documents have an expiration date - like after XX number of years, the info will be declassified and the data available for the public to search. SO they all eagerly waited for the day and then sieved through all the data, but didn’t find anything. So this means that its has been confirmed that UFOs do not exist. 

However, instead of UFO sightings decreasing, it actually increased. So if those aliens like little grey don't exist, what are those people seeing? Some author called John A. Keel had a hypothesis in the 1970s as to why there are so many UFO related sightings/stories. He came up with the theory of ultra terrestrials. 

He says these ultra terrestrials use their great knowledge and height to go above the earth and looking down on us like ants and cockroaches. LIke a godlike presences, but in fact they actually live on this Earth with us.

S: So are these ultra terrestrials given birth by other ultra terrestrials? Are they a family or a race?
Aniki: We don't know about that. We don't know who are they, where they are, how they look like. We have no info about them. 

So those beings are supposedly looking down at us just like we occasionally look at ants and wonder what they are doing. Keel says that those being occasionally have some fun and creates those UFO stuff to fool around with humans. That was Keel's hypothesis. 

They move on to talk about the 2nd theory of aliens. 

Aniki says that the worst problem in America is the high rate of child kidnappings. Like up to 80,000 cases every year. Most of the kids are found immediately, but some just disappear forever. For e.g. in America (according to Aniki! I don't know!), they will print the faces of the missing child on milk cartoons...

(now that's a really old photo)

He says that child kidnapping a really bad social problem in the US. Most of the kidnappings are not for money, but rather for child possession rights after parents divorce. (Man he is really going off tangent here, i really don't get it!) So the kids may grow up not wanting to get married or to have boyfriends, because of the childhood trauma they had from their parent's divorce. So the US has a really advanced healthcare system, and in order to combat the trauma, they treated the children with hypnosis or mind influencing techniques, to remove their memory of the divorce. 

(they look skeptical. So am i) However one day, those memories will still resurface. However as the memories were sealed away, they resurface in a different manner, in the form of 'i got kidnapped by aliens'. Like, the memory of the childhood home and everything suddenly disappeared from the child, when asks date child would reply 'because i got kidnapped by aliens' 

Arashi: Ahhhhhh

And the bell rings! Signalling the end of the last story telling session! Phew… that was a lengthy one to write!

They move back to the bar counter after the Aniki leaves to conclude the session.

J has a shocking story to tell. J: 3 or 4 years ago, i went to sedona. MC: Sedona? J: Sedona in America. It's said to be a power spot. At night in the car, i was travelling to a place where the native americans were gathered/living. There were no streetlights and the place was really open. I saw what looked like shooting stars, in various different colours. The objects were flying here and there. They looked like UFOs. I was sleeping at that time, but my friends said 'look! UFOs!' and i opened up eyes and saw the UFOs too. My friends told me that at the beginning, it wasn’t just the 1 or 2 that i saw, but there were like 10 or 20 of them. After that the tour guide asked me if i could see them, if i could see so many of the UFOs. I replied that i could see them. 

J: And then the guide said to me 'Matsumoto-san, you're an alien'.

Trololol! After all the suspense… 

The rest gets up to leave. MC: Ah, next time if you want to hear scary stories, please come back to my bar! N: Sorry, we'll take the back door out today. XDXD

MC to J: Order anything you would like to drink, I'm leaving first. 

J is left all alone XD

J: Rumours are interesting ne?

Note: All rumours said today are well… just rumours. 

Yay finally finished. No preview for next week since… erm… the next week episode is out already XD Next week, i mean, the AnShi two days ago… looks very interesting tho XD

As for this episode… well… if you can't understand Japanese very well, no point watching it w/o subs. Its all the rumour talk and there's nothing much in terms of funny arashi expression to watch. Which means less screen caps to upload. It actually finished posting by the time i got out of the bath, cool! XD