HnA 26th July 2012 Part 1 - Share House Segment

Since chai_pieremae requested for it, and i liked the episode… XD Ahhhhh this episode has the Adult show segment too…! If i didn’t rem wrongly it’s the episode where Ohno… yeah it’s the Adult show episode that i wanted to write about too. Great! XD

Those two… touchy feely as always :)

Neen looking at the camera while waiting to enter the studio...

No idea what they are talking about here… but Ohno happily slid his hands down his body XD

Eh leader? What were you doing in Sho's room? XD

We all saw that... No need to pretend… XD

It’s the 1st ever Ohmiya share house… Nino asks Ohno to say something interesting. O: I went overseas. N: That's why you turned so black? O: Yeah. N: You went to the south?(I think he means south africa here?) O: No, but i got sleepy, and there was this rock. And i feel asleep leaning on the rock.

O: But then it got really hot, and when i woke up, my stomach was really tanned. N: That was really interesting talk (sarcastic). O: Told you so! N: YOu are really positive...

Then the doorbell rings!

Today's guest is Becky! 

For some unknown reason ohno started sliding around on the carpet after realising that its really slippery.

And becky joins in the sliding XD

Then they settle down. And becky immediately asks them 'what shall we do?'. Nino explains that after Ohno did that energetic sliding thing, he'll probably just sit around and no nothing for the next 10 minutes. XD He then talks about how becky is always giving her best at everything, and suggested that they just slack today. He then asks if becky is actually a very 'dark' person, to which becky denies and replies that she isn't dark but is quiet. Nino then ask her to show her 'stoning' face...

N: That looks kinda different. Ja do you want to see the real thing?

Hahaha leader!

He looks like a dying old man here!

Nino then starts telling becky about Ohno's 'secrets'. N: Leader's very stoned/bored look, its actually an act.

O (whispering, naruse ryo style): Oi, don't say it!

Then Nino continues on about how Ohno gives off the image that he doesn’t do anything besides fishing, but in actual fact, loves his work a lot, and works really really hard. 

Becky looks kinda shocked. 

Nino continues: In reality, he's really mean/strict to all the staff here. (Laughter from staff) N: He'll reach and green room and immediately look at the script, and say to the staff 'oi! you didn’t write about my stupidness!'.

O: If this were true I'd have hidden it extremely well XD

N: Becky would you like a drink? B: I brought my own drink so its fine! N: Eh? (no chance to aiba tea to make its appearance XD)

Its soup! Becky says she loves soup and since its also good for the body, she drinks it throughout the year instead of drinking plain water. The topic drifts to what things becky tries her best to do… to which she replies that she tries to sleep at 10pm every night. B: 10pm -2am is the golden period of time for our body to recover, doing so makes our skin more beautiful and so on. That's why even if i only reach home at 9:45pm, i'll hurried wash off my make up, go the bed, then wake up at 2 or 3am to continue with whatever i need to do.

N: Ah… so its like this… than let's take the photo (because its already 9:57pm then!)

Of course, becky says because its work its alright… and then they decide that everyone should sleep… 

O: If you say sleep, I'd REALLY fall asleep ya? 

Dear ohno already looks half asleep here XD

But Ohno's completely ignored XD O: Ah, then i'll stay awake.

Becky doesn’t wake the camera to film her sleeping face XD

Oh-chan laughs 

Kawaii nino!

Ohno watches as a tentacle arm reaches out to grab the sleeping princess! (I mean, the camera…)

N creeps in!

And tries to move her hair out of the way… but of course becky isn't asleep XD

And lets out a scream when she sees the camera right in front of her haha!

Next they decide to prepare the food. Today's menu is cheese fondue! yum!

2 types of cheese (both of which i've never heard of before!) 

Step 1: grate the cheese (emmental cheese and Gruyère cheese) and mix them with a spoon. 

Ingredients available (for dipping): Potato, asparagus, ham, celery, octopus, banana, and apple.

Ohno kept asking if its alright to eat it with octopus XD

Ohno grates the cheese

Becky chops the ingredients

Nino grates the other slice of cheese while questioning becky about what she cooked for the person she likes. She said she made gyoza, but it didn’t turn out well because there was too little meat, and the person thought it was wonton. N then asked what type of guys she likes. She mentioned she like hyde and some other guy's looks. Between the two though, she prefers...

Ohno! Shy laugh from oh-chan here XD N; You said it really fast! B: Well in arashi, i like ohno the most. I like to be more quiet in my private life, and leader is the most toned down/unexcitable? person. 

O: Shall we try to date little?

*Laughter from everyone* N: What's up with this campaign? There's no such thing as 'lets try to date a little' campaign!

Cheese fondue complete!

Ahhhhh i love cheese….! *drools*

Leader tries the cheese tako (octopus)

Ohno is pleased XD

Becky tells them how to 'stack up' a thick layer of cheese on the dip, but N and O are not interested. Then the doorbell rings!

N: Who's there? Y: Me me. N: Who? Y: Me. N: WHO? Y: Yokoyama desu (Yokoyama You from kanjani 8) Then Y lets himself in XD

N and O just stay silent and give them the very unwelcoming look/attitude XD

N: What's the matter? Y: I was called so i came. N+O: We didn’t call you. Y: If i wasn’t called but came, I'd be crazy (literally he said i'll have a problem).

They continue bickering about the called and not called issue...

Becky greets 'good evening'. Very very coldly XD

N: Are you guys like this in your private life? (this cold)

B: Yup!

Y: No no! We even filmed a movie together! 

N: Both of you in a movie...

O: a romance right?

Y: No! who the hell will be interested in a love story between me and becky?

Lol. everyone out to bully Yoko ne XD

They then settle back down and becky asks yoko to try the food.

Y: Sugoi ne? i've watched this a lot of times but its really slack yeah?

N: yeah, it’s a hunted times more slack then the aired segment!

Yoko starts saying something but leader cuts him off: The octopus is extremely delicious!

Yoko starts asking about whether its really fine to be so slack for tv recordings, and nino assures him its alright. Hahaha just look at how nino is 'sitting' now.

hahaha. Ohno is displeased with the small talk! "Have you eaten the octopus yet?!"

Causing yoko to laugh XD Y: you really recommend it that much? O: because its delicious! N: try it at least once...

N (softly): If you don't hurry up try it, he'll keep nagging and it'll be noisy/naggy. Hahaha!

leader looks pleased after yoko tries the tako. O: Its delicious right? Y: yeah its delicious but… O: I ate 4 of it already! Y: Yeah you ate 4 but… how am i supposed to respond to that? Say WOW or something? What's the correct answer? O: Just say like 'ah ok' will do. N: Of course you should say 'ah i'll eat one more' Y: Also… where's the time for me to promote my movie? N: If you want, you can just say it. Y: wait normally don't guys have some sort of time to let me promote my movie? I've never heard of such a straight forward way of promotion on tv before. (as in, normally they would say something related to the movie and to cue in the guest to talk about their movie/whatever… XD But with nino and yoko/kanjani… you wish :P) O: its better to say it yeah? 

So without further ado, nino did the promotion. N: Eight ranger. Opens on 28th of July. <etc etc insert a few sentence of promotion talk here> Please watch the movie. And that was our guest, Yokoyama You-san! Thank you!

B: thank you! *everyone claps, except yoko*

Y: I'm feeling really.. ambivalent right now

XD

Y: Is it really ok for things to be like this? Like so free?

B: Don't worry, leave it to the editors. TBS is great(sugoi)!

Y: So this is how becky sucks up to TBS yeah? So that next time they'll call you again (for filming) B: I really don't like this guy. He immediately talks about money matters. Like how much do i earn a year. (she says like yoko was saying in a manner that he is more superior) Y: I said i earn quite a huge sum, but i think its really not far from my actual earnings… B: Its ok i already forgot how much you said. (hahaha, she really doesn’t like yoko ne?) Then nino gets interested and asks yoko how much he's annual salary is. He gets leader to bring out the big shiny calculator :)

Yoko wants nino to reveal his earnings too if he reveals his. However when nino agrees he says he doesn’t like to talk about the salary anymore, and wants to ask about the house rental cost…. N: I dislike this more! Y: But see annual salary… the whole world knows that i earn less than arashi! I don't want to say it! 

Becky passes the calculator to yoko, yoko asks her to reveal her rental cost, but becky's staying in her family home with her parents (remember the VIP limousine episode when J and N slacked off in becky's house?) and so doesn’t pay rent.

Leader looks on with a weird face...

Apparently yoko doesn’t even tell his members such stuff.

As yoko presses on the calculator/prepares to press the calculator… the camera suddenly zooms in really fast. 

And by zooming in… i mean… physical movement… XD At a super fast speed too!

B: Scary! N: Look at the real ability of TBS! 

O: What great technique! B: Amazing!

Y: With this speed, you can even film Usain Bolt!

Then yoko started asking if arashi would talk about such monetary issues, like the cost of rent and such. Nino says they would.

Then becky starts asking about the arashi and kanjani relations. B: Are arashi and kanjani members on good terms with each other? N: I don't think you can consider it good. Y: Can't you just say its good? Do you have any idea how powerful your statements are? N: Ok ok… well it’s a lie to say that we aren't on good terms. Y: But honestly, i don't know much about the private lives of you guys. B: Do you know their handphone numbers? Y: I don't! N and O both don't know yoko's number either. B: Ah… i though you guys would know each other's numbers… Y: The numbers i know right if - provided they haven been changed- are sho's and aiba's. O: i know maru's and okura's. N: For me its murakami and nishikido. Cos nino had filmed a drama with nishikido before. Yoko then asks what they'd talk about. N: With murakami, I'd talk about concerts. Y: So its about work? N: Yeah, that guy will talk about work. 

Nino then asks yoko about his trip overseas with maru. N: Why did you go? Y: Cos its fun.  N: Isn't it fun to go with other friends too? B: But you guys see each other all the time at work already, don't you want to go out with other people? Y: Well for kanjani 8 we really do feel like extended friends, like we'd go take baths together after live (concerts). N: Ah, we do that too. Y: (do you guys) cover up? N: I don't Y: Wont there always be someone in the group who'd cover up? N: For us… who is it? J? O: Does he? Y: For us its okura. N: Ah i understand what you mean. Y: Yeah so if the rest of the members drop something, i'll definitely return it to them. Becky looks down with an… embarrassed laugh?N: You don't really stare like that right? Y: I'd really look like this. Like 'oi hina (murakami) it dropped' by elimination I'd know if that item is okura's. (not sure what exactly he means here… but either way its about how he stares and each member's *ahem* part.)

Becky reminds yoko that there's a girl in the room :P

Y: Ah sorry sorry, i thought you were one of us/the same as us.

Oh-chan chuckles. Y: but that's how we get closer and closer...

Nino then asks how's it like for the girls. B: When i went to the onsen with ueto-san...

B: As much as possible we'd be back facing each other.

N: then why go to the bath together? If its like this. B: Aya don't mind, but for me i don't really want ppl to see so i keep trying my best to cover up.

Y: So Ueto will like 'bong' and show off? 

LOL look at yoko's pervert look :P

amused look from N and O :P

B: Nonono! Well aya would also cover a little, but its only because I'm covering up. Like she doesn’t care if people see. 

B: Aya would casually cover up like this

B: But for me I'd be like this… so although its like we are not going to look at each other, occasionally I'd steal a look. XD

B: ah that's enough of talk about me, now about you guys Y: but we want to hear! B: No no no, i want to hear about the two teams. N: What do you wish to know? B: Ja, how does kanjani feel about arashi? Do you consider arashi rivals?

Since leader barely utters a word… all i can do is cap his expressions :P 

Y: Ah, not at all.

These two looks bored. Ohno's probably half asleep already? :P Y: No i don't think of arashi as rivals. Do you guys even take us for anything? N: No no, kanjani sugoi desu yo (kanjani is great too). Y: Look you're laughing! 

B: Do you feel like 'ah this is bad', or 'we must not lose' that sort of thing? Y: no not at all. N: Nol, right? *nudging leader* O: yeah, we've never thought of it before. Y: Of course arashi wouldn’t think of it like this! B: Ah, what if say, in the yearly CD sales rankings, now arashi is really great but, what if the top 3 rankings were all kanjani 8, would you say congratulations, or would you feel regrettable and that you have to work harder? Y: Yeah how would you feel? N: I won't think of saying congrats. Y: WHY! 

N: I can't possibly say it from such a superior position. like if its kiss-my-ft, or sexy zone, then I'd say congrats. B: As a senior yeah? N: But for us we are the same age. 

Yoko seems to have a sudden outburst of emotion. Y: Just till when will arashi remain popular!?! Arashi is really great now, what kind of scenery do you see? N: As in? Y: Like for kanjani we are always looking from the bottom (up at arashi). How is it like viewing from the top?

O: I really don't know. N: Yeah its always like this, we don't know. B: Ah, like you are in the eye of the typhoon ne? Around you everything is spinning real fast, but where you are its all calm. 

Then yoko asks ohno what he wants to do in the future, be it in arashi or solo. O: As long as I'm doing stuff i like its fine. For nino, he says he wants to do variety. 

he says he hardly steps out of the house, and like if its not for work, he hardly speaks. Even if its not his own program its ok, he'll still like to do varieties. For yoko, he wants to do everything and anything. Which is kind of why he joined johnnys - he'll get to try loads of stuff. Becky too, would do anything and everything. Nino then asks if she'd like to get married. B: Either way its fine, i believe in leaving it to fate. 

They start quizzing becky over her love life. 

Yoko ask what kind of kisser becky is, leading her to yelp and hide behind the cushion :P 

O: Becky, you're excited right? HAHA Ohno!

Nino comes to becky's rescue by deciding that they shouldn’t dwell on the topic further. Yoko keeps laughing though :P

Finally, yoko gets to do a proper 8 rangers promotion… and finally, the photo taking! N: Ok, let's take so photo then let them go home. B: What do you mean by 'let us go home'? XD

Nino passes the camera over to yoko. Don't you just love bratty nino? XD

Y: Ah… but i had a lot of fun today so it's fine...

N: Be careful on the way home. Yoko send her home? Y: Ok ok. O: Its really late at night...

Ohno does a golf swing. Totally random!!!

Y: Oh-chan what were you doing? What were you doing? 

B: that was too much! really too much!

Y: Yeah its true that the setting is that we are in your house, but TELEVISION!

Oh-chan just laughs XD 

YAY! DONE! OMG! Started this like on… wednesday or something, then the yoko part was hard to translate + maple phantom was out already so i went to play :P Yesterday too. Then today came back on my mac to watch yesterday's HnA and VSA but in the end i spent a lot of time on my other blogs and since i want to finish this up before watching this week's stuff… yeah, gonna have to watch the other two tmr or sun. Ok, in the end i did cheat and looked for a youku chinese subbed video to help me out... some parts of yoko's convo was still rather... just can't understand what he's trying to say -.-'''

Ok. not really done yet. I still have part 2 :P
Edit: Part 2 here!

HnA 26th July 2012 Part 2 - Adult Show

Ok, time for part 2! If you have not read it yet, part 1 is here.

Here's the arashi team. You know the competition format right? its 3v3, total of 4 questions. 1 for each individual, and the last question is for the entire team to answer. 

Arashi is up against Daigo and Co. 

1st question: 74% of the people in some park got it right. 

Nino goes 1st for arashi!

For the Daigo team this guy's going! (sorry, tired already, the guests shall remain unnamed ><)

Nothing save for a chair in the room

We start with nino. Qn: Using phrases that describe summer, make a haiku. You have 30 seconds. 

Nino finished in 20 seconds! Rough translation: 

The chirping of cicadas

The days get hotter

Is it summer?

And Nino passed!

the guest's haiku:

Cicadas chirping

Standing on the cliff

my voice

The guess passes the test too :)

After that, the MC asks nino to repeat his haiku… but he's forgotten it already! :P

HE asks if anyone actually remember what he said XD

Qn 2: 75% of the housewives in some area got it correct!

O: Its better if i don't go

So it’s the female guest vs male guest (gomen ne…)

ah… cooking question. Qn: Make mayonnaise! 

They have a whole bunch of ingredients to pick from… will they be able to pick the right ones?

On the other side, he adds in the whole flask of vegetable oil… :P

On the arashi team, she used: 1 whole egg, salt, vegetable oil, vinegar, cooking wine (sake), milk.

On the daigo team…: Vegetable oil, whole egg, salt, mile, butter, vinegar.

Obviously they were both wrong!

They taste their own 'mayonnaise' :P

Correct method: mix egg yolk (but whole egg works too), vinegar, and salt

after that add a bit of oil and beat the mixture until it turns in a cream.

To be honest, i didn’t know till i watched this either :P

3rd question! 87% of the customers who went to the sushi shop could answer it. Woots! Something to do with fish! WOW just the perfect question for our fishing leader!

Woots! Tons of kanji. Can Ohno do this? He's bad at kanji but this is fish we are talking about after all XD

We start off with daigo. The question is to simply match the kanji to the hiragana. Hmm… all i can recognise are… top << corner is unagi. Top 3rd from << is salmon. I know which fish the bot, 2nd from >> is but not sure of its name in english.  That's about all :P

Daigo: Hmm… by elimination… ok so salmon is not it… and… that's all i can eliminate! 

LOL!!!

Daigo: Tara.. ah… i buy cheese tara from the convenience store...

Arashi team guest (who said she knows the answer): Haha! He must be thinking they look similar!

He puts them both on 1st! He then tries to remember how 'buri' is written on sushi menus… but then he realised that they write it in hiragana, leading to laughter from everyone outside in the studio XD 

After quite a long deliberation… that's his answer.

But its not correct!

Next up is Ohno's turn. THE Ohno Satoshi who has never gotten a single correct in the adult show segment. Yes… a miracle is about to happen… they let us know the correct answer 1st.

He immediately picks up the 1st one. 

N: He's no good at kanji but, because its fish, i think it won't be a problem.

And ohno gets maguro right. N: See, didn’t i tell you? O: Its from here onwards. Buri? 

Oh-chan stares at the board. 'Buri?'

He frowns and tries to recall...

O: Hmm… this is saba! (yes! that's the finish i love to eat! saba fillets are really easy to cook too :P)

Fisherman ohno makes another match!

He finds buri. Now he's left with tara… O: i've never caught that before...

O: feels like this one...

O: it’s a winter fish isn't it? (the right hand side character in the word means winter)

N: OH! OH! 

Then Ohno puts the tile back down...

After 10 minutes… he's still debating which is tara… N: Is there anyone else who's so careful?

O: Its long right? I'm taking a long time?

O: I've never gotten it right before, so i want to get it right!

O: i think its either of these. (Yes oh-chan, isn't that what you've been debating for the past 10 minutes?)

O: What is tara? When do you fish for it?

N: This is probably the most he's talked in the entire year.

O: Tara… it appears in hot pots doesn’t it? That means its winter isn't it? 

He finally makes his pick! N: Quick quick! Press the button! Don't think anymore!

And Ohno did press the button! (Of course its sound proof so he can't actually hear what's going on in the studio, else what's the point?)

Aw, such a cute face :P

O: Wah I'm so happy. This thing, as long as you spend enough time you'll be able to understand it! Next time I'm going to catch tara! 

So, ohno finally succeeds on his 5th ever Adult Show challenge!

Daigo got 2 wrong… Nino asks ohno to introduce the kanji. 

O: This is iwashi. That is katsuo. 

So rare to see this look from ohno… since normally he's on the receiving end of the taunts/teases… XD

After 3 questions arashi team leads by 2 to 1!

It’s the team question time!

Arashi team goes 1st. List the 23 wards in tokyo, each person is to say 1 in order. If they repeat, or cannot come up with a ward in 1 seconds, they'll lose. The guest looks very very confident… but ohno and nino? :P

O: Leave the major ones for me. Guest: Ok!

N: there's more. Where's this place? O: Aksaka… *ponders* N: In? O: *Some place i can't catch* N+guest: In? O: *ponders*

Ouch. Ohno is standing at the side and totally out of harm's way! LOL! In the end the innocent ppl bore the blunt of the ice smoke attack :P

They managed to get 12…. Guests+N: That's a lot left! 

They start listing all the different wards… 

O: I've not been to those places!

Tsk tsk! Excuses excuses! *everyone laughs at ohno*

N: Tokyo dome is in bunkyo ward!

O: that's why i say its impossible for me…!

Daigo team isn't much better… but they managed to get more! So its 2 points to 2 points and a tie!

O: If only I'd tried harder! 

Here's the list of all the tokyo wards...

So its tie breaker time!

1 v 1 again! Each person takes turn to say the ward names!

Daigo repeats one of the wards!

Now that was quick!

So arashi team wins!

And of cos, the losers aren't forgotten, they get the drink the popular aiba tea XD

Yay! Finally! Finished this at 4+am so i just left it to upload all the photos for me overnight. Didn’t expect to wake up so early but then my sisters incessant laughter as she watched last week's AnShi totally woke me up :P

HnA 15th Nov 2012 Part 1 - Share House Segment

Oh, so there was no VSA this week? I was under the impression there was… Oh wells… Its time to watch HnA! YAY!

Put your hands up if you're excited to watch HnA with me! XD

Video as always from Hachi.A. I can't thank Vendy enough for always uploading the videos at record speed AND in HQ. And on youtube which loads like lightning. AnShi gets removed from youtube at the speed of lightning though :(

Its starts off from the green room again. Love their talk as they walk to the set XD

S: Ohno-san the last mission was tiring wasn’t it? O: yeah it was tiring. (so its always part 2 filming in the day and part 1 aka share house at like 9:30pm?)

They looked briefly at the other corridor for a while… O: This way? 

I'm sure Ohno knows the way very well by now? So I'm not sure if he's referring to anything or really got confused on his directions o.o Sho just looked at him and they continued walking on. They start talking about how it’s the first time they are with so many guests. A total of 7 of them...

Yes, the sky is all dark...

You know how the staff will also say 'Arashi-san is entering!' When they enter? And of cos they reply 'Entering' or like today ohno replied 'entered' Then halfway climbing up the set Ohno was totally being random. 'Sakurai-san is entering!' To which sho replied 'entering!'.  Random display of member love! XD Then 'Ohno-san is entering!' Wait Ohno said that too? I'm not mistaken right? XD So random!

They'll need a new white board soon? So full already! And it starts! Loads of yama today!

Only 1 door opening? o.o

Oh-chan came out from Sho's room wahahaha!

S: Iya iya iya….

O: Iya iya iya...

S: Please stop doing this! Really! That's enough!

O: Ehhh that was fantastic!

S: Why did you come out from there (my room)?

O: Because last time i went into Sho's room!
S: This is amazing although i don't get what exactly happened. S: But please, can you stop this! Like getting our from the same room that kind of thing.

S continues: Weird misunderstandings will be born! 

O: Why can I? S: It'll create weird misunderstandings! Because we came out from the same room! This is share house, so please share the house!

O with a blissful? look: Sugokatta waa… (That was great!)
Then Sho decides to switch to proper MC mode. S: Talking about great, Ohno-san, the concert starts tomorrow doesn’t it? Ohno-san you choreographed the songs right? O: I did about 5 songs Ohno's smug look XD
Sho: What kind of feel is it? interesting 

O: No one else except for arashi kind do it! (kind of feel)
S: You are starting to sound like the boss (of the company)
O (pretends to be the boss): If its those kids, it can keep doing this choreography over and over (not sure of my translation)
Sho slaps his thigh as he laughs at leader XD. Then the doorbell rings! S: Today's gonna be interesting ne? 
Then from outside, a sweet "Arashi-chan~!" floated into the living room. Leaving O and S with a o.o look. It continues "Lets play together!~" 

Sho gives the -.-''' look and sits back down.

O: This is impossible… 
then he sits back down XD Sho: If its like this…
but he gets cut off! "Arashi-chan! Let's play together!~" Hahaha poor guys XD They start questioning if things are gonna end up alright today...

But they don't have a choice so sho goes to answer the doorbell. After looking at the guests through the intercom, S: What's with these clothes!

No just that… what's with the group name! I can even write it properly… momoirokuroubaa Z? Do Otakus really like names like this?

They swarm in the moment the door is  opened. "We haven met in a long time~!" S: Uwahhh!

O and S runs from the door way XD S: That was shocking/scary!

They do their self intro in the doorway...

Silence. Hahaha! The erm… what's that green box of words called? Whatever… it reads 'Their tension is high...'

Sho scratches his head… 

The he goes off to fetch slippers for the guests… 

G (G for guest!): Ah so its better to take of our shoes? (see the shoes that are part of their outfit)
S: Yeah… i guess so?
O: Yeah since it’s a house… So they changed into slippers!

Green box: Tonight please take note of leader's expressions! 
Woots, thanks for the heads up! XD Color coded for our convenience! (just like arashi, but even greater emphasis) From now on i'll just call them by their colour! if there's a need or anything...

Sho decides that they'll sit on the sofa while he and leader take the sides. S: can 5 ppl fit in there? G: 1, 2… Ah we can fit!

Hmm how do you describe this? Bemused and dotz/whatthehell + trying to hold back his laughter?
Sho+G starts talking about how its been about half a year since they met on VSA (green box says is 5 months) They ask with Gs would like a drink. Yellow: Yes, my throat is dry. Gs: Please go fetch it (or something like that?) Sho: Eh why? Yellow: Because i hardly get the chance to ask people to do things for me in their house. Sho: *shock expression, see abv* You really keep to the setting yeah? 
S: What do you want to drink? Tea, coffer, aiba drink, aiba tea. G: Drink? What's aiba drink? We've heard of aiba tea but… Sho happily pours out the aiba drink

The guests smell the aiba drink

They discuss the smell of aiba drink while cups of what i believe are aiba tea is handed out. They say aiba drink smells fruity.Someone smelt the cup of aiba tea and says it smells like tea, 'seems delicious' she said...

They toast...

Needless to say… XD

she tried the aiba drink as well...

This one tried the aiba tea. And she though it was delicious XD

She starts shaking and hopping around haha

Sho then asks them about their costume. They said its the costume for their new song. Apparently each song has a fixed costume. S: I only have one costume images of your group… (as in, he only remembers seeing them in one costume) O: Like having a gun here and...

Then they all fumble around with their guns… Pink? Not sure who: Put up your hands! Purple:  we'll shot!

LOL

S: !?!?!?!?!

Yellow suddenly takes her teammate hostage.

Red (hostage): Save me~!

Red continues: Ohno alien~!

O: Go home! *angry*

Sho then asks them to self intro… Oh gosh. Here comes more…. idk. what's this? Anime style kawaii-ness? Totally not my style but… well it is hilarious to look at S and O's expressions/reactions XD

They ask if its ok, like will it get cut, cos its around 3 mins long. S: There's intros that's 3minutes long?  O: 3minutes per person? G: nono, 5 ppl 3 minutes.
They decide that they'll do the intro, its fine even if its get cut… just to get the tension up… Oh gosh look at ohno's face… it says disbelief all over it XD

They showed the starting, and then the ending XD. Yes, it got more mercilessly cut XD I love the emoticons in the green box! (it says 'after 3 mins' by the way) Sho asks them to introduce their names again. Yellow: So this means that just now all that is cut off? 
So yeah… they do a short introduction now. Purple - Reni-chan. O: reni-chan? 
Is that a yawn i see? Yellow = shori. Ohno seems to be listening really carefully… he's repeating their names and seems to be making an effort to remember them… Sho too, is making an effort to remember their names.

O: Sho-chan have you remembered them? S: Yes i have!
he then asks ohno to repeat their names.

I spy enomoto-ish hand position! Ohno remembers the family name of purple, but can't remember  her full name. Not bad… XD

They move on to yellow. O: are we really doing this?

Gosh i love his expressions!

Ohno is really caramel all over ne? Even his legs are a nice brown!

O: Ah eh… nakimushi! (cry baby)
Hahaha! He just remembered a part of the intro :P Yellow: Thank you, I'm crybaby.
:P Oh wells… it can't really be helped when you're in this kind of idol group and does that kind of introduction yeah? :P Ohno remembers the entire intro phrase of Red's, but can't remember her name at all. Gs are still very impressed, though they mention that ohno only remembered one person's name :P O: But that's how i remember! S: True, like remember the phrase as well

Then they get Sho to name Pink.  

Sho names pink w/o any problems! Yes he gave the name, not the family name or the intro catch phrase :P

When asked to name Green though… Sho could only remember a bit of the intro catch phrase: "Giant!" They all laugh. Red: Today, you'll be the small giant~"
Apparently in the intro its "small giant" but sho only remembered the last word XD

Then Sho asks about their group. They were formed in 2008, so its now their 5th year. Sho asked stuff like how they became idols, and if they wanted to be idols. they all said they didn’t aspire to be idol, but when they realised it, were already idols.

Apparently they went into the agency wanting to be actresses. Like Kitagawa Keiko (who's nazodi partner) is form their agency too. Red: Like we learnt how to dance, then the agency gathered those who were good at dancing together, and we did a live performance by the road. Then the manager told to do it properly, and it became like this...

O: but its difficult isn't it?
G: nono no such thing! More bemused faces from ohno XD

Sho then asks about their day, they reply that they have school… only Purple doesn’t have school anymore, she's 19 and graduated. Ohno nodes approvingly. 

They say they take the train home and goes about life normally. S: Don't you get called? (recognised) G: No… we normally wear costumes like this, so we don't get recognised in home clothes.
More weird looks from ohno XD
They assures arashi that even today they went to school. They they started saying how they actually wanted to wear their home clothes for the share house filming since its such a slack/relaxed segment, but their manager was very firm in making them wear their costume. Another G pipped that its probably a good thing though since viewers might not recognise them at all if they were in home clothes. 

They talk about how they have clothes from gundam too...

They say if they were wearing the gundam costumes though, they won't fit on the sofa cos the costumes are very bulky. 

The costumes makes them become double in size! Then there's also the CO2 (carbon dioxide). 

Apparently their leader has this helmet thing that'll spray out CO2… and the thing occasionally malfunctions and sprays out CO2 for no reason. 

S+O: i want to see that!

Oh-chan so relaxed XD

They move on with the program and Sho brings out the menus. 2 choose 1! The girls totally went 'kyaaaaaaa' when they saw the menu...

While ohno's thinking 'like, whatever!' hahaha totally nonchalant look!

A: Black sesame oil hotpot 
they talk about how hey really love the hot pot and always eat it when they are in fukouka. Only in fukuoka will they follow their manager out for lunch - so that they can eat the hotpot. If its elsewhere they won't follow the manager out to eat.Then sho asks what they eat when they stay at other places. They reply that they'll just eat in the hotel, like buy bentos from the convenience store and stuff. O: Convenience store? G: We don't have money to spend more than 3000 yen, or 600yen per person!  S: How did that 3000 sum come about? G: After calculations!

Choice B! Mochi cheese fish roe and monjya

Apparents the Gs loves monjya. They've talked about eating monjya for celebration of hard work parties (as in, like after concert celebrations, pardon my lack of vocab). 

G: Like we don't really know what to do for the celebrations, like others would go karaoke, or have bingo contest… or go biking (not sure i i got this right!)
S: Karaoke, bingo contest, biking… we've never done this before O: Yeah we've not done it before.
G: Eh then what do you guys do?
S: But its after concert isn't it? Wont you be tired after that? G: No bingo contest?
O+S: No… O+S: We just, chat with the staff

G: Like you don't have bingo contest to win like disney land tickets and stuff? 
haha ohno's face again. Arashi is old now ne? Which year was it? When they filmed themselves before and after the concert and it was included in the concert dvd? I got a terrible headache watching them though it was hilarious as hell! They were really really hyper and crazy after the concert. Swinging the camera this way and that, upside down even… ohno crawling on top the the bus seats (like across the rows of seat)… they even played hide and seek on the bus and someone hid in the luggage compartment at the top… like seriously! I'm amazed the thing didn’t fall off! (but then again, they are skinny) And of cos, the girl are way too young…. average age of 17! How old were arashi when they debut?  Around their age now? But these girls have already been idols for 4 or 5 years! *shudders* Can't be helped when the otakus like young girls i guess…  But yeah arashi, they just talk after concerts don't they? While drinking… and then aiba and leader will cry… and then they go to bed and maybe aiba will lock himself our of his room! WAHAHAHA XD He's done it twice now eh? XD

Okays moving on… Sho asks how they normally decide on things. G: by majority vote. We're democratic

S: They say the same thing as us(arashi)!

Sho continues: You said the exact same thing as us!
S: What happens if its 2 against 2, won't the last person who makes the decision feel bad?
G: Ah… we go '1, 2' and say/point what we want together.  Ohno looks enlightened XD 

They decide on the monjyayaki! All of them picked the same one :)

Sho gets up to start the food preparation. He leans on the  table for support...

But the table is just an 'extension' piece placed on top of a smaller table...

Ohno rescues his toppled cup while sho just looks stunned.

Green box: It came! Sakurai's natural air-headedness x.x

Sho inspects the mess made :P

While everyone bursts into laughing fits.

G: it became more exciting!

G: Tissue tissue tissue…
S: Gomen, did anyone get wet?
They replied they were ok, and looking for the tissue
S: Sorry about it, sorry about this… S: and after that I'm not doing anything...

Everyone's wiping the table except sho… -.-''

After cleaning up they head to the kitchen area.

They say Green is better at cooking so she'll do the honours… while sho reads out the recipe as fast as a bullet train...

Green has never cut cabbage before… she tries to cut off the stem but the knife ends up flying off! S: Dangerous! G: *screams*

Woah! If ohno was standing any closer he might have gotten sliced!

That was really dangerous! I think even Sho can do better than that! he'll just take a really long time :P (30mins to peel half an apple for e.g.)
S: Are you sure you've cooked before? Ohno gives her a whack…. O: Right now your hand was really dangerous!

Im sure ohno smacked here again but the rest of the ingredient preparation got cut...

By magic of TBS editing awesomeness, the ingredients are all ready in an instant! I really wondered who did the cutting in the end though XD

They prepare the mentai cheese monjya.

Green keeps giving instructions from the side.

S: Do you want to do it? Green: no its ok!

Eventually they make green cook though… and ohno laughs again

Earlier green said something about two layers of ingredients or something… so sho asks why isn't she making it now. Green: Its ok… considering the time...

Oh gosh Ohno's face! Its like close to 1am at the time of filming… 

Uwah… looks yummy!

Now I'm hungry! T.T

Itadakimasu!

Now I'm hungry T.T
O: This is delicious!

Sho starts the talk. S: How many years have you guys been together? G: This is the fifth year. S: Was it long? Was it fast? G: Thinking back now, its went by fast. S: Which is the most enjoyable work you've had?  Purple: It was fun during live concerts right? G: yeah S: Which was the most tiring work then? G: The nation wide tour was really  tiring. 

I think its like they were performing in car parks all over the country. Sho was like 'huh!?' and Ohno was...

They did that car park tour in the 2nd year the group was formed…. S: so the situation has improved now right? G: Yeah. (they said something about the shinkansen here. Either they are now riding the bullet train or they want to ride it or… I'm not sure :X) S: If you are to only pick one dream, what would it be?

G: We want to go on kouhaku! 

Ohno changed sitting position! Sho asks them about why they have such a dream and said it in perfect unison too. Someone explains that the first time they did a live concert it was by the road beside the NHK hall used for kouhaku. So they said that they'll like to perform in there someday.

O: what else?
they chat on abit about goals and stuff… then sho comments that he hardly sees momokuro like this without all the wowing and kyaa-ing. The rest all agrees. Even leaders says 'ah just a normal kind of feeling'… and didn’t make any weird faces :P

Photo taking time!

Sho's not in the photo this time! Not sure what he was saying earlier, like whether he actually wanted to appear in the photo or not… :P

Okay, that ends part 1! Part 2 coming in a bit! is finally out!