coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Cyber Criminal Aiba Masaki
Length: 321 words
Rating: G (PG for language)
Pairing: Aiba Centric
Summary: After an unfair firing, Aiba turned bad.

Aiba was deflated. )

A/N: This came from the prompt 'cyber criminal Aiba'... I know it's OOC for Aiba, but yeah that's just how it turned out. If my brain can piece together a sequel, I'll write one.
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Language Issues
Length: 803 words
Rating: G (PG for language)
Pairing: General Arashi Friendship
Summary: Ohno won a prize at his family's New Year bingo tournament... Only that there was a slight problem...

It was in holy... )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Winter
Length: 294 words
Rating: G
Pairing: Ohno Centric
Summary: Winter means something special to Ohno.

Winter. )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Unicorns
Length: 232 words
Rating: G
Pairing: Ohba
Summary: Aiba tries to make a unicorn.

Give it back! )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Snow
Length: 86 words
Rating: G
Pairing: Sho centric
Summary: Should Sho be happy or sad?

Let it snow! )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Burger
Length: 143 words
Rating: G
Pairing: Ohmiya
Summary: Nino wants a burger.

Im hungry )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Punishment
Length: 91 words
Rating: PG
Pairing: Ohmiya
Summary: Jun misjudged Nino.

A/N: Wrote this in like... 3 minutes lol. Stole the drabble prompt from [ profile] negai3104. :P

I love you too Samii )

“I love you too Samii” Nino smirked as he raised the whip again.
coolohoh: (Nutty Ohno Acorn!)
Series Title: The Chronicles
Author: Biohazard Geeky Nutcracker [ profile] coolohoh
Rating: G
Pairing: OT5
Summary: The land of Vihar has been thrown into chaos. Is there anyone with the bravery and skills to save the world?

More about the fic: An epic fantasy, with magic, swords, and archery. The Chronicles tells tales of friendship and adventure as our heroes work to save Vihar!

Disclaimer and notice to all readers: This is a really long fic, over 60 chapters and I'm still maybe... halfway through the story. I'm determined to finish this series though! Each chapter is really short, typically under 500 words... So I'll try and post a chapter daily to make up for the short chapters. Don't ask me why I make each chapter so short. It just is. That's how it ends up and that'll be how I post it. It's more like a drabble series? Only that each chapter is generally slightly longer than even the looser definitions of a drabble...

I've mentioned many JE characters in my story, but I don't actually follow any JE group besides Arashi. Please do not take offense if your favourite JE idol was OOC, unfairly represented or anything... I'm merely using their names because it makes it easier for me to write when I have a face to refer to, rather than completely making up a new character. (Not that there aren't made up characters too but... nevermind.)

Comments are most welcomed. Anything beside complain about the short chapters (see above). I hope you'll enjoy the story!

A new chapter will be posted daily. Check back everyday or join [ profile] nutty_arashi to receive updates!

This post will not be updated. Please refer to the masterpost on [ profile] nutty_arashi here
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Handrails
Length: One Shot (Around 1k words in total - English and Japanese)
Rating: G
Pairing: OT5
Summary: Sho was scared, and Arashi decided to make Jun the scapegoat.

A/N: This started off with me trying to write the Arashi dialogues in Japanese (which is admittedly something that I've wanted to do before, but have never actually carried out.) Then I decided to might as well try and write the whole thing in Japanese instead. So I did, and later on added in the English version. It's not a direct translation, and the English version has parts that's not written in Japanese and vice versa. I hardly have any Japanese writing experience/practice, and attempting to write a fic in Japanese is a first, so pardon all and any mistakes.

Background to the story:

Basically, this person tweeted that during the miles away song on the 7th Jan 2017 Fukouka concert, Sho's lifter, and Sho's only, had a problem and the handrails did not come up. I've not been to the concert but... Based on past experience, Arashi's concert lifters go really really high up. I would be terrified for sure, standing on that little platform with no handrails. Even with the handrails it doesn't help that much... Those handrails look so thin and frail... Poor Sho!

Now finally on to the story:

It's your fault! No it's YOUR fault! )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Fantastic Classmates and Where to find them
Length: One Shot (~2k words)
Rating: G
Pairing: None
Summary: This article serves as a comprehensive, one stop guide to fantastic classmates.

Fantastic Classmates and Where to find them )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: What is Happiness?
Pairing: Juntoshi
Rating: G, PG for language
Length: ~3.3k words
Beta: [ profile] jheili
Summary: Ohno and Jun were having trouble with the concert planning and choreography. Thankfully, they have each other to rely on.
A/N: Written for the 2016 [ profile] fishing_mj fic exchange. I hope you like this Junmai! You asked for Arashi friendship, and this is what I came up with! :P

Ohno stared blankly into the mirror. )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: One of Them
Author: Biohazard Geeky Nutcracker [ profile] coolohoh
Length: One Shot (1.3k words)
Rating: G
Pairing: Sho centric
Summary: Sho thought he would never become 'one of them'.

A/N: Sorry this isn't the tako fic many of you have been waiting for... I kinda wrote myself into a corner for that one. But this... I managed to get it out quickly since it's a reflection of my reality. Un-betaed, so you, my dear readers are my beta. Please let me know if there are any typos, thank you!

My name is Sakurai Sho. )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Spark
Length: One Shot (950 words)
Rating: G
Pairing: Jun centric
Summary: Flash, spark, image, erase. Four words, but four words that means so much more to Jun.

A/N: Hi all! I wrote this a while back and just left it as is... Until Jun's birthday came along. What better time to post this fic, than on our diva's birthday? XD This fic is also part of the Jun/Ohno matsuri! Check out more and sign up for the Ohno and Jun fic exchange at [ profile] fishing_mj!

Jun smiled. Pikachu cooed back. )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Nino's Butt
Length: One Shot (896 words)
Rating: R-21
Pairing: OT5, Ohmiya, Sakuraiba, Sakumoto
Summary: Who can resist Nino's butt?

A/N: Hi all! Been a while since my last fic huh? Been long time since I wrote regularly and been even longer since my last smut. Oh wells... Hope you like this one! :P

How can anyone resist Nino's butt? )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: The Legend of Shabu Shabu
Beta: [ profile] jheili
Length: One Shot (~1.8k words)
Rating: G
Pairing: General Arashi Friendship with a hint of Ohmiya
Summary: A long time ago, there lived a dragon called Shabu Shabu...

A/N: For the particular person who finds the sound of the words "shabu shabu" fascinating.

It’s a terrifying monster that shoots lightning out from it’s eyes! )



The 'Shabu Shabu' rock in Kek Lok Si Temple in Penang. No, it's not about the Legend of Shabu Shabu. Yes, it's in Chinese. No, I'm too lazy to squint my eyes to try and make out what it's talking about.

Special thanks to unsup and family for bringing me around and providing the prompt for this story.

Shabu shabu, in case you didn't know, is a Japanese hotpot dish of thinly sliced meat and vegetables.
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Seaweed (Sakuraiba Ver.)
Length: One Shot (~735 words)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sakuraiba
Summary: Sho hates it when his living room is littered with seaweed bits.

A/N: Hi all! Yup, this has the same starting as Seaweed. I originally intended to write something like this... But then the other members barged in so... Anyway, I decided to write another version, so here we are! Sakuraiba seaweed smut!

Sho bellowed )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Seaweed
Length: One Shot (~673 words)
Rating: G
Pairing: General Arashi Friendship
Summary: Sho really loves/hates seaweed.

A/N: Hi all! It's been really, really long since I wrote a fic, hope you enjoy this short one shot!

PS: I wrote a smut version of this fic here!

Sho bellowed. )


May. 14th, 2016 08:46 pm
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Ok... I didn't realise that I had fics that I had yet to cross post over here...

Well, I did keep having a nagging feeling that I'd something missing here... And I finally got round to checking it today and lo and behold! I didn't crosspost my Nino fic here! Gosh. That fic was written way back in October last year... It's been so long!

I've been writing a few of my dreams and trying to turn them into fics but...

It was a random discussion in LINE chat about seaweeds... Well actually I was eating seaweed and 'sharing' them with others... That inspired my two new fics. And I wrote and managed to finish the fic pretty darn fast. Two fics too. Same idea/opening, but different endings.

That brings my fic count to 79. Well, if you could the unfinished Spy Arashi. I know I know. I wanted to hit 100 fics last year. Obviously I didn't hit it... But maybe... just *maybe* I'd be able to hit the 3 digit mark this year. Well, if and when I finish that dream fic... That'll be 4 fics! It's the same dream concept, but four different versions! XD

We'll see how this goes haha! It's totally doable, as long as I have ideas/inspiration. After all a lot of my fics these days are pretty short. Less than 1k words. Even my longer ones tend to be just 1-3k words long. Pretty short yeah. I'm not aiming for length here... Well I kinda suck at finishing lengthy fics so yeah.

Oh yes.

I've been wanting to post about this for a while now.

The Arashi fanfic awards!!!

THREE of my fics got long listed. WOW. Like. 3! It's been like, half a year since I wrote a fic, since there's been ANY fics on RNA! And people still remembers us! Octavia got some fics nominated too! No we did not self nominate at all. I heard that a lot of authors did that. But nope, I have not bothered about nominating any fics at all because I've been too busy to read any fics.

So thank you people, whoever you are who nominated us. Thank you!

Oh yes, do check out RNA, if you've not already done so. My fics are all there, I'll only cross post them to my journal after 2 weeks. Or maybe way, way later, depending on whether I remember to cross post or not.

That's all for now I guess. Gosh. I need to do this week's post for NM! Since I will be out with J tmr...
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Little Nino, Big Sweater
Length: One Shot (~860 words)
Rating: G
Pairing: Ninomiya Kazunari
Summary: Little Nino got a big sweater.

A/N: After reading this hilarious series of Tumblr posts, I decided to do my own rendition of the story.

Read more... )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Default)
Title: Corners of the world - iOS 9
Length: One Shot (~1000 words)
Rating: G
Pairing: General Arashi Friendship
Summary: The iOS 9 update arrived, what happens when Arashi updates their phones?

A/N: This is a sequel to the fic 'Corners of the world'. Please read that first to get a background of the story.

Just another day on Facebook chat... )

August 2017



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