coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Cyber Criminal Aiba Masaki
Length: 321 words
Rating: G (PG for language)
Pairing: Aiba Centric
Summary: After an unfair firing, Aiba turned bad.

Aiba was deflated. )

A/N: This came from the prompt 'cyber criminal Aiba'... I know it's OOC for Aiba, but yeah that's just how it turned out. If my brain can piece together a sequel, I'll write one.
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Language Issues
Length: 803 words
Rating: G (PG for language)
Pairing: General Arashi Friendship
Summary: Ohno won a prize at his family's New Year bingo tournament... Only that there was a slight problem...

It was in holy... )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Winter
Length: 294 words
Rating: G
Pairing: Ohno Centric
Summary: Winter means something special to Ohno.

Winter. )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Unicorns
Length: 232 words
Rating: G
Pairing: Ohba
Summary: Aiba tries to make a unicorn.

Give it back! )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Snow
Length: 86 words
Rating: G
Pairing: Sho centric
Summary: Should Sho be happy or sad?

Let it snow! )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Burger
Length: 143 words
Rating: G
Pairing: Ohmiya
Summary: Nino wants a burger.

Im hungry )
coolohoh: (Nutty Ohno Acorn!)
Series Title: The Chronicles
Author: Biohazard Geeky Nutcracker [ profile] coolohoh
Rating: G
Pairing: OT5
Summary: The land of Vihar has been thrown into chaos. Is there anyone with the bravery and skills to save the world?

More about the fic: An epic fantasy, with magic, swords, and archery. The Chronicles tells tales of friendship and adventure as our heroes work to save Vihar!

Disclaimer and notice to all readers: This is a really long fic, over 60 chapters and I'm still maybe... halfway through the story. I'm determined to finish this series though! Each chapter is really short, typically under 500 words... So I'll try and post a chapter daily to make up for the short chapters. Don't ask me why I make each chapter so short. It just is. That's how it ends up and that'll be how I post it. It's more like a drabble series? Only that each chapter is generally slightly longer than even the looser definitions of a drabble...

I've mentioned many JE characters in my story, but I don't actually follow any JE group besides Arashi. Please do not take offense if your favourite JE idol was OOC, unfairly represented or anything... I'm merely using their names because it makes it easier for me to write when I have a face to refer to, rather than completely making up a new character. (Not that there aren't made up characters too but... nevermind.)

Comments are most welcomed. Anything beside complain about the short chapters (see above). I hope you'll enjoy the story!

A new chapter will be posted daily. Check back everyday or join [ profile] nutty_arashi to receive updates!

This post will not be updated. Please refer to the masterpost on [ profile] nutty_arashi here
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Handrails
Length: One Shot (Around 1k words in total - English and Japanese)
Rating: G
Pairing: OT5
Summary: Sho was scared, and Arashi decided to make Jun the scapegoat.

A/N: This started off with me trying to write the Arashi dialogues in Japanese (which is admittedly something that I've wanted to do before, but have never actually carried out.) Then I decided to might as well try and write the whole thing in Japanese instead. So I did, and later on added in the English version. It's not a direct translation, and the English version has parts that's not written in Japanese and vice versa. I hardly have any Japanese writing experience/practice, and attempting to write a fic in Japanese is a first, so pardon all and any mistakes.

Background to the story:

Basically, this person tweeted that during the miles away song on the 7th Jan 2017 Fukouka concert, Sho's lifter, and Sho's only, had a problem and the handrails did not come up. I've not been to the concert but... Based on past experience, Arashi's concert lifters go really really high up. I would be terrified for sure, standing on that little platform with no handrails. Even with the handrails it doesn't help that much... Those handrails look so thin and frail... Poor Sho!

Now finally on to the story:

It's your fault! No it's YOUR fault! )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Fantastic Classmates and Where to find them
Length: One Shot (~2k words)
Rating: G
Pairing: None
Summary: This article serves as a comprehensive, one stop guide to fantastic classmates.

Fantastic Classmates and Where to find them )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: What is Happiness?
Pairing: Juntoshi
Rating: G, PG for language
Length: ~3.3k words
Beta: [ profile] jheili
Summary: Ohno and Jun were having trouble with the concert planning and choreography. Thankfully, they have each other to rely on.
A/N: Written for the 2016 [ profile] fishing_mj fic exchange. I hope you like this Junmai! You asked for Arashi friendship, and this is what I came up with! :P

Ohno stared blankly into the mirror. )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: One of Them
Author: Biohazard Geeky Nutcracker [ profile] coolohoh
Length: One Shot (1.3k words)
Rating: G
Pairing: Sho centric
Summary: Sho thought he would never become 'one of them'.

A/N: Sorry this isn't the tako fic many of you have been waiting for... I kinda wrote myself into a corner for that one. But this... I managed to get it out quickly since it's a reflection of my reality. Un-betaed, so you, my dear readers are my beta. Please let me know if there are any typos, thank you!

My name is Sakurai Sho. )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: People in Japan, can you hear me?
Author: Biohazard Geeky Nutcracker [ profile] coolohoh
Length: One Shot (548 words)
Rating: G
Pairing: Yama
Summary: Early in the morning, Sho heard his voice on the radio, and he wasn't happy about it.

A/N: This is inspired by Ohno's radio show, Arashi discovery! Read the transcript by [ profile] twosen here, or listen to the relevant part on twitter. Note: I think 'people in Japan' is a better way of phrasing than 'Japanese people', because in this instance Sho was specially calling out to people on the other side of the earth, aka those in Japan. Just my personal thoughts... But overall you get the idea. (It's a parody of a comedy gag, read more in the transcript footnotes!)

This fic is part of the Jun/Ohno matsuri! Check out more and sign up for the Ohno and Jun fic exchange at [ profile] fishing_mj!

Sho whined. )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Spark
Length: One Shot (950 words)
Rating: G
Pairing: Jun centric
Summary: Flash, spark, image, erase. Four words, but four words that means so much more to Jun.

A/N: Hi all! I wrote this a while back and just left it as is... Until Jun's birthday came along. What better time to post this fic, than on our diva's birthday? XD This fic is also part of the Jun/Ohno matsuri! Check out more and sign up for the Ohno and Jun fic exchange at [ profile] fishing_mj!

Jun smiled. Pikachu cooed back. )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: The Legend of Shabu Shabu
Beta: [ profile] jheili
Length: One Shot (~1.8k words)
Rating: G
Pairing: General Arashi Friendship with a hint of Ohmiya
Summary: A long time ago, there lived a dragon called Shabu Shabu...

A/N: For the particular person who finds the sound of the words "shabu shabu" fascinating.

It’s a terrifying monster that shoots lightning out from it’s eyes! )



The 'Shabu Shabu' rock in Kek Lok Si Temple in Penang. No, it's not about the Legend of Shabu Shabu. Yes, it's in Chinese. No, I'm too lazy to squint my eyes to try and make out what it's talking about.

Special thanks to unsup and family for bringing me around and providing the prompt for this story.

Shabu shabu, in case you didn't know, is a Japanese hotpot dish of thinly sliced meat and vegetables.
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Seaweed
Length: One Shot (~673 words)
Rating: G
Pairing: General Arashi Friendship
Summary: Sho really loves/hates seaweed.

A/N: Hi all! It's been really, really long since I wrote a fic, hope you enjoy this short one shot!

PS: I wrote a smut version of this fic here!

Sho bellowed. )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Biohazard)
Title: Little Nino, Big Sweater
Length: One Shot (~860 words)
Rating: G
Pairing: Ninomiya Kazunari
Summary: Little Nino got a big sweater.

A/N: After reading this hilarious series of Tumblr posts, I decided to do my own rendition of the story.

Read more... )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Default)
Title: Corners of the world - iOS 9
Length: One Shot (~1000 words)
Rating: G
Pairing: General Arashi Friendship
Summary: The iOS 9 update arrived, what happens when Arashi updates their phones?

A/N: This is a sequel to the fic 'Corners of the world'. Please read that first to get a background of the story.

Just another day on Facebook chat... )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Default)
Title: Birthday Message
Length: One Shot (~350 words)
Rating: G
Pairing: Sho-centric
Summary: It's Arashi's birthday.

A/N: I would have posted this earlier but Evernote was messing with me... oh wells. just a really short one, please enjoy.

Happy 16th Anniversary Arashi! )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Default)
Title: Embrace
Length: Drabble (~200 words)
Rating: G
Pairing: Yama
Summary: Ohno's presence kept Sho sane.

Time is of the essence )
coolohoh: Biohazard (Default)
Title: Hi, I am Ohno Satoshi
Length: One Shot (460 words)
Rating: G
Pairing: Ohno-centric
Summary: Ohno's life took a 180 turn.

A/N: Another short one shot. I started writing this a loooong time back, but never was able to finish it till last Sunday... Hope you like it!

Hi, I am Ohno Satoshi. )

August 2017



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